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» Vandalism

My story of vandalism recently made the NY Times.
cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/05/the-brooklyn-griffin-finds-a-perch/
(Sun 10th Oct 2010, 22:59, More)

» Hypocrisy

Stupid dog owners and swans
I was having a lovely cup of tea the other day on the tow path when this generic middle class wax jacket twat comes trotting along with her new massive pedigree puppy. the puppy wanted to get at the swans who were preening there shit on the bank, so she decides to take it over to them. Ok! everyone knows about swans yes? large, vicious obnoxious bird beasts right? So of course the main swan the biggest one rears up hissing and twats the dog in its face with its wing, dog yelps, the husband or inbred brother calls over advising her that this was not a good situation, to this she calls back " He has to learn Marcus! you should never interfere with nature!" I nearly spat my tea out. I mean how will she teach it to avoid trains? throw it at one on Kings cross station???? And of course there's nothing more natural than a dog and a Swan sharing there river bank dwellings is there????? arghhhhhh! Idiots
(Mon 23rd Feb 2009, 14:18, More)

» Housemates

Ketamine
That's all I have to say!
(Tue 3rd Mar 2009, 13:22, More)

» Puns

Golf Anyone?
I used to work for a hospital for mentally ill people and one day we all went for a weekly day out. As I sat shotgun in the front of the happy bus I turned and asked the patients in the back what we were upto ?

Golf! one answered

to this I said

What.... Crazy golf ?




nothing!
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 18:10, More)