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Alack, this is not my tip but back in the day when Viz was funny (it was a while ago) I remember reading this top tip:

Don't waste perfectly good money on binoculars. Simply stand closer to the thing you want to look at.

ho ho.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 15:35, More)

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Hiccups.
I'm not sure where I learnt this from but it works. To get rid of hiccups:
1. Breathe in through your mouth.
2. Hold your breathe for a second and breathe in through your mouth again.
3. Repeat until your lungs feel as if they're at breaking point.
4. While still holding your breathe, swallow really hard until you can't physically continue (usually takes between 3 and 6 gulps).
5. Enjoy not hiccupping. For the first 30s you'll still want to hiccup, but they've gone.
6. Shout "yay!"
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 17:14, More)