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A while ago Sunshine Elephant said "animate this". So I did.
click for full calorie, high in saturates, fat ass 350k version
this took me far too long
/edit: so i don't get sued - the original (most excellenet) pic is sunshine elephants :)
/edit: fp - woo! hi mum!
/edit: this was the post that provoked it.
(Thu 26th Jun 2003, 14:11, More)
click for full calorie, high in saturates, fat ass 350k version
this took me far too long
/edit: so i don't get sued - the original (most excellenet) pic is sunshine elephants :)
/edit: fp - woo! hi mum!
/edit: this was the post that provoked it.
(Thu 26th Jun 2003, 14:11, More)
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» Evil Pranks
Chocolate Suprise
I spent ages coating brussel sprouts in dark chocolate. They looked delicious.
I then added them to a tray of chocolates that had been sitting in the kitchen at work. It never occurred to anyone that the sprout chocolates were twice the size of the others and couldn't possibly have fitted in the box.
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 13:58, More)
Chocolate Suprise
I spent ages coating brussel sprouts in dark chocolate. They looked delicious.
I then added them to a tray of chocolates that had been sitting in the kitchen at work. It never occurred to anyone that the sprout chocolates were twice the size of the others and couldn't possibly have fitted in the box.
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 13:58, More)
» Debt pron
Natwest gave me £500 for free
I used to have 2 accounts at Natwest. After signing up for their telephone banking, I discovered that you could transfer cash between the accounts regardless of the balance (neither had an overdraft).
So if both accounts were at zero and you made a transfer, for about a day (until their system figured things out) one account would be £500 up, the other minus £500.
Whilst on holiday I decided I neede extra cash, so for two days on the trot I transferred cash and withrdaw my £250 daily limit. On the 3rd day they blocked my card.
After returning home I started getting all the threatening letters - 'we will legal take legal action... blah blah'. I wrote back a very nice letter and pointed out that, since I was under 18 years of age (I was 15), it was illegal to give me credit and in doing so had breached their own terms and conditions.
I heard nothing more back until two months later a statement arrived in the post: 'Account closed --- 0.00'.
Thank you, Natwest.
(Fri 24th Nov 2006, 11:13, More)
Natwest gave me £500 for free
I used to have 2 accounts at Natwest. After signing up for their telephone banking, I discovered that you could transfer cash between the accounts regardless of the balance (neither had an overdraft).
So if both accounts were at zero and you made a transfer, for about a day (until their system figured things out) one account would be £500 up, the other minus £500.
Whilst on holiday I decided I neede extra cash, so for two days on the trot I transferred cash and withrdaw my £250 daily limit. On the 3rd day they blocked my card.
After returning home I started getting all the threatening letters - 'we will legal take legal action... blah blah'. I wrote back a very nice letter and pointed out that, since I was under 18 years of age (I was 15), it was illegal to give me credit and in doing so had breached their own terms and conditions.
I heard nothing more back until two months later a statement arrived in the post: 'Account closed --- 0.00'.
Thank you, Natwest.
(Fri 24th Nov 2006, 11:13, More)
» Accidental animal cruelty
Bouncey bouncey
I used to work out in the countryside. One day, whilst driving back from town, I spotted a bunny that had recently met its end and was now lying contorted in the middle of the road. As I got closer I realised there was little chance of the car clearing it...
Bonk.
I looked in my rearview mirror to see a freshly dismembered rabbit head bouncing down the tarmac.
(Mon 10th Dec 2007, 13:53, More)
Bouncey bouncey
I used to work out in the countryside. One day, whilst driving back from town, I spotted a bunny that had recently met its end and was now lying contorted in the middle of the road. As I got closer I realised there was little chance of the car clearing it...
Bonk.
I looked in my rearview mirror to see a freshly dismembered rabbit head bouncing down the tarmac.
(Mon 10th Dec 2007, 13:53, More)