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» Beautiful Moments

what a relief
We camped out in the dessert one night. The sun was just rising, as I reached the summit of a large sand dune on the edge of the Great Thar dessert. The horizon was alive with an awesome show of pinks, yellows and orange. It took my breath away. Such a great view coudn't be missed and I spent a pleasent few minutes having the most satisfying turd in my life. It rolled away down the dune - which made watching the view all the better and nicer smelling.

Later on, as we were preparing to leave, I noticed some americans had stood in it. It's still the best shit I've ever had.
(Wed 16th Mar 2005, 4:31, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

summer job gone bad
I used to have a summer job hiring out rowing boats, there several of us all doing the same job and getting on each others tits. Tit for tat revenge started to take place for any upset that took place.

Including being manhandled into a boat with no oars and being shoved out into the lake.
Being manhandled into a wheelie bin and launched of the end of a pier.
Pissing in each others wellies at night ready for the next morning.
Shitting in someones shoes whilst they wear their piss tainted wellies.
Calling people a "shitty shoe bastard".
Hiding each others bicycles by hoisting them into trees.
Hiding someones mini by manhandling it into the lake (I kid you not).

Theres moree...
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:33, More)

» Slang Survey

Oh err and
fucktard - fairly obvious

monkey boy - not an uber geek, but someone who is so shit they may as well not have the opposable thumbs they were born with.

Suck my hairy eggs - no
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 10:10, More)

» Slang Survey

It's still my favourite word. Whats yours?

(Am I showing my age here?)

(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 10:08, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

showing me age?
On a toilet wall.

"Spiro Agnew is an anagram of grow a penis"

Spiro Agnew was Richard Nixon's vice president, and a presidential nominee.

I've been trying to make rude anagrams of politicians names ever since. Stab my eyes out with a blunt fork - it's funny names corner again...
(Sun 6th May 2007, 8:44, More)
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