» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Like many others....
.... I had the slow dawning in my teenage years of being far more interested in my brothers magazines (as well as my own) than my other female friends seemed to. My main crushes that spring to mind are

Sean Bean (of Sharpe fame) - that one is pretty standard.
Robin Tunney (great seeing her in the House pilot)
More recently Katy Perry who just seems like so much fun
And finally........ Alan Rickman

Alan bloody Rickman has tormented me. I'm not sure if it's the villan thing or the baritone drawl but since seeing die hard I can only say 'I would' and still would........might have to go watch Robin Hood now
(Thu 5th Nov 2009, 20:52, More)

» Impulse buys

I don't know what I paid for it
There are too many daft purchases to count (including three musical instruments I don't play) but one stands out. On a truely pretentious evening I was watching From Hell and managed half a bottle of absinthe (the commercial stuff, I'm not daft enough for something authentic). My housemate (who mercifully drank the other half) came out of the experience fine. I woke up with an exercise bike en route courtesy of eBay.

Now there is a slight issue with this. At the time I had back trouble so severe I couldn't sit on a bike let alone peddle a fake one. I'm talking months of physio so out of all the other crap I could have bought, why that? Secondly the boggering resistance is knackered so it puts up about as much resistance as *generic celebrity on drugs joke*

It is now my post modern clothes horse and I intend to win the Turner prize for it

If I could ever meet drunk Gherkinlasagna I have a few questions for her
(Thu 21st May 2009, 14:03, More)

» Public Sex

After being reassured that my location counts as public...
...it was on the deck of a cruise ship in the middle of the Ocean. Visualise the most picturesque night sky occasionally fractured by lightenning bolts with not a drop of rain in sight. The man that had become my holiday romance (and now a dear friend) looked up from under me and I thought what a perfect moment it was to be alive.

What puts a dampner on the story somewhat is the fact that we had neglected to tell eachother it was both our first times (teenagers on a boat, go figure!). We sort of exchanged glances of 'Well, now what the fuck do we do?'. The answer was get dressed sharpish as the 'wall' I thought we were concealed behind suddenly lit up to reveal they were infact the gym windows. I'm still not sure just how much the cleaner saw but luckily it was the last night so it didn't really matter


Still sore from earlier pop
(Tue 28th Apr 2009, 15:39, More)

» Public Sex

Hmm, sounds like a challenge.

need something really spectacular.


......brb

Edit: Pop!
(Tue 28th Apr 2009, 14:09, More)