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Hello B3ta users. If you're reading this then you're probably a nosey bastard! You want to know about me do ya!? Maybe I won't tell you! Then again maybe I will.

So here goes, just for you, you nosey fucker!

- Male
- 20 years old
- Proud to be from East Lancs. I have an accent like the Lancashire Hotpots
- Even my mates call be a dirty mosher. This means I listen to heavy metal, wear black and have tattoos. Which is true.
- I agree with nearly everything Jeremy Clarkson says.
- I have a passion for motorbikes. Been riding since I was 17 and I've had a Honda XR125L, Honda XR400R and a Suzuki GSF600S Bandit which I streetfightered and now a Suzuki GSX-R 600

There you go, good enough for you? Now fuck off and perve on someone else!


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Apparenly I'm just thick ^^^

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Best answers to questions:

» Tramps

I'm gonna get killed for this one, but it's kind of appropriate
Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Bigish

Bigish who?

Not today thanks!

Hahaha! How childish of me *Looks sheepish*
(Mon 6th Jul 2009, 15:48, More)

» Presents

The Lonely Island knew where it was at when it came to gift giving
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 16:12, More)

» Top Tips

Don't do this!
A mate of mine apparently did :/

Don't, at the point of climax whilst having intercourse, shout, "Go, go Power Rangers!" She wont be impressed!
(Mon 22nd Jun 2009, 17:50, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Suicide Bombers alert!
I lived in Blackburn, Lancashire until I was 12 years old. I lived in the predominantly Asian area called Audley. Soon after we moved out to go live down south cos my dad got a new job placement we heard that someone at the end of our street had been arrested under suspicion of terrorism! It was a shit area!
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 13:41, More)

» Gyms

I have never visited a gym
Why put yourself through mundane torture while paying through the nose for it? You could run down the road and get a change of scenary as you go! Or play some sort of sport to give it a competative eliment!

However, I'm a lazy arse who can't be bothered to do any of this. Does eating count as exercise? I have to move to get food, right?
(Thu 9th Jul 2009, 14:15, More)
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