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Hello B3ta users. If you're reading this then you're probably a nosey bastard! You want to know about me do ya!? Maybe I won't tell you! Then again maybe I will.

So here goes, just for you, you nosey fucker!

- Male
- 23 years old
- Proud to be from East Lancs. I have an accent like the Lancashire Hotpots
- Even my mates call be a dirty mosher. This means I listen to heavy metal, wear black and have tattoos. Which is true.
- I agree with nearly everything Jeremy Clarkson says.
- I have a passion for motorbikes. Been riding since I was 17 and I've had a Honda XR125L, Honda XR400R and a Suzuki GSF600S Bandit which I streetfightered and now a Suzuki GSX-R 600

There you go, good enough for you? Now fuck off and perve on someone else!

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Apparenly I'm just thick ^^^

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» I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again

I did this to the tank of my bike using my crotch when I crashed it 3 and a half years ago
Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

Fuck knows how it's all still in working order, although having said that I could be sterile, I've not been tested
(Fri 8th Mar 2013, 4:12, More)

» Tramps

I'm gonna get killed for this one, but it's kind of appropriate
Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Bigish

Bigish who?

Not today thanks!

Hahaha! How childish of me *Looks sheepish*
(Mon 6th Jul 2009, 15:48, More)

» Driven to Madness

Any female who puts that Marilyn Monroe quote on their Facebook profile
You know the one.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

This is just them having an excuse to be irrationally mental
(Sun 7th Oct 2012, 8:03, More)

» Presents

The Lonely Island knew where it was at when it came to gift giving
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 16:12, More)

» Racist grandparents

Every story this week is practically identical
So I'm not going to read any of them anymore
(Sat 29th Oct 2011, 5:05, More)
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