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» Sticking it to The Man
Black Marker Pen
My step dad has always been a bit of an energy saving nazi. If we left anything on when we left a room he'd flip his lid and go nuts throwing a fit like a little child.
So one day I took a permanent black marker and coloured in all my standby lights. TAKE THAT ELECTRICITY NAZI!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 21:21, More)
Black Marker Pen
My step dad has always been a bit of an energy saving nazi. If we left anything on when we left a room he'd flip his lid and go nuts throwing a fit like a little child.
So one day I took a permanent black marker and coloured in all my standby lights. TAKE THAT ELECTRICITY NAZI!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 21:21, More)
» Prejudice
I'll always remember..
Sitting in a 'humanities' lesson learning about prejudices and our teacher flatly asks "Does anyone here have any prejudices?".
(Keep in mind we must've been about 15 at the time)
A girl, from a well off family, very calmly raises her hand and says in the most dead serious way "I don't like poor people".
I don't think I've ever been in a room to witness such an intense awkward pause. Nothing more was said, the teacher just moved on.
(Thu 1st Apr 2010, 23:49, More)
I'll always remember..
Sitting in a 'humanities' lesson learning about prejudices and our teacher flatly asks "Does anyone here have any prejudices?".
(Keep in mind we must've been about 15 at the time)
A girl, from a well off family, very calmly raises her hand and says in the most dead serious way "I don't like poor people".
I don't think I've ever been in a room to witness such an intense awkward pause. Nothing more was said, the teacher just moved on.
(Thu 1st Apr 2010, 23:49, More)
» Letters they'll never read
Dear Man in the red car.
The next time you hesitate before speeding like a bat out of hell and going around a traffic island please take a good look at the space between the car coming at you with the right of way. You see, I was nearly there, and your coming made me have to slam my breaks on and the gentleman behind me as well.
I like my car. I like me. I'd prefer if both could stay in their original, complete, state.
Yours Sincerely,
k.sprinkles
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 19:23, More)
Dear Man in the red car.
The next time you hesitate before speeding like a bat out of hell and going around a traffic island please take a good look at the space between the car coming at you with the right of way. You see, I was nearly there, and your coming made me have to slam my breaks on and the gentleman behind me as well.
I like my car. I like me. I'd prefer if both could stay in their original, complete, state.
Yours Sincerely,
k.sprinkles
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 19:23, More)
» Letters they'll never read
Dear Ex
You were a cunt of the ultimate sort. I regret the tears I cried over you when you dumped me. Ironically before your 'boys only' holiday. Fuck you. You treated me like shit. You made me feel less of a person. Three years down the line and I still hate you for everything you did to me and I hope your genitals rot off.
I'm 100% happy with Mr Sprinkles, he's more of a man than you could ever even hope to be.
Go to hell.
Wishing you harm,
kellysprinkles.
(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 17:33, More)
Dear Ex
You were a cunt of the ultimate sort. I regret the tears I cried over you when you dumped me. Ironically before your 'boys only' holiday. Fuck you. You treated me like shit. You made me feel less of a person. Three years down the line and I still hate you for everything you did to me and I hope your genitals rot off.
I'm 100% happy with Mr Sprinkles, he's more of a man than you could ever even hope to be.
Go to hell.
Wishing you harm,
kellysprinkles.
(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 17:33, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
cunt
You buy one, you get one free. I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE.
Fuck. Off.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 19:52, More)
cunt
You buy one, you get one free. I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE.
Fuck. Off.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 19:52, More)