» Utterly Drunk

Yeah well anyway


needless to say I was totes



legless





cheers
(Thu 21st Feb 2013, 13:15, More)

» Utterly Drunk

I was pissed when I knocked up some bird from work.
She wouldn't accept the five grand that I offered to have her abort the bloody thing. Bollocks. I was pissed when I stupidly agreed to marry her, and given her advanced pregnancy had to shotgun wedding her. I was pissed at that as well.
(Thu 14th Feb 2013, 14:10, More)

» The Wank Bank

I had sex with my mum once
even better, when I woke up she'd made me a nice cup of tea and left it by the bed
(Fri 24th Aug 2012, 13:24, More)

» Getting other people into trouble

I was at school and got away with everything like setting fire to flathead fishers bin and stuff, but then there was this one time when the other boys who weren't my friends did stuff and then i got detention for like a week
anyway i cried everynight into my optimus prime duvet. Not about the other kids not wanting to be my friends, but because optimus prime wasn't even in my top ten of my bestest transformers, and my dad had got it for me but i swore from that day on never to speak to him ever again.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2012, 16:06, More)

» Sex Toys

Found my sisters rampant rabbit
Pretty much confirmed that I was more gay than bi when I was seventeen. I still have one though for that special "me" time !
(Thu 17th May 2012, 13:08, More)