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» School Sports Day
That would have gone a long way...
... if you'd hit it.
I heard that a few times. Ah well.
(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 2:32, More)
That would have gone a long way...
... if you'd hit it.
I heard that a few times. Ah well.
(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 2:32, More)
» Crap meals out
Steak
I went to a steak place in London last time I was back in the UK, and the steak was lovely albeit 20 quid for each meal (without drinks). Now it's not the meat or the price that I'm objecting to, it was that they cocked up the drinks order. Twice.
20 quid meal, fine, but.. as an alcoholic I need a bloody beer or 3 to send it down... fortunately they weren't cheeky enough to try the old "service charge".
Oh! A friend of a friend (this is how all the good stories start) ate a shit sandwich once whilst drunk. Apparently he was always nicking stuff from this other guy's fridge so it was booby trapped with a couple of slices of hovis and a masterfully spread cleveland steamer.
And finally, another friend of mine cheated on his mrs while he was in Paris, with some 18 year old. He got the shits proper and only just made it home. Cue many, many references to "dodgy french sushi" in front of said mrs, and big STFU glares from him.
That's yer lot. Night!
(Fri 28th Apr 2006, 5:31, More)
Steak
I went to a steak place in London last time I was back in the UK, and the steak was lovely albeit 20 quid for each meal (without drinks). Now it's not the meat or the price that I'm objecting to, it was that they cocked up the drinks order. Twice.
20 quid meal, fine, but.. as an alcoholic I need a bloody beer or 3 to send it down... fortunately they weren't cheeky enough to try the old "service charge".
Oh! A friend of a friend (this is how all the good stories start) ate a shit sandwich once whilst drunk. Apparently he was always nicking stuff from this other guy's fridge so it was booby trapped with a couple of slices of hovis and a masterfully spread cleveland steamer.
And finally, another friend of mine cheated on his mrs while he was in Paris, with some 18 year old. He got the shits proper and only just made it home. Cue many, many references to "dodgy french sushi" in front of said mrs, and big STFU glares from him.
That's yer lot. Night!
(Fri 28th Apr 2006, 5:31, More)
» Oldies vs Computers
nothing makes a qotw like
a load of sad retards whining about the question.
*insert comment that implies my life is better than yours*
*laugh a spitty laugh mumbling "that'll show them, the sad bastards"*
*brush the crumbs off my gut and go back to wanking over hentai*
edit: of course, legless will have a cracker whereby he used his granny's wooden leg and an ATX power connector to liberate north korea or something. watch this space!
(Mon 25th Sep 2006, 15:24, More)
nothing makes a qotw like
a load of sad retards whining about the question.
*insert comment that implies my life is better than yours*
*laugh a spitty laugh mumbling "that'll show them, the sad bastards"*
*brush the crumbs off my gut and go back to wanking over hentai*
edit: of course, legless will have a cracker whereby he used his granny's wooden leg and an ATX power connector to liberate north korea or something. watch this space!
(Mon 25th Sep 2006, 15:24, More)
» Awesome Sickies
too honest
I hated my job but was too honest to take proper sickies (until the end but that's another story), so I used to eat out of date food I found in the fridge in the hope of contracting some sort of stomach rot and getting a few days blissful peace.
*mutter* it never bloody worked...
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 3:58, More)
too honest
I hated my job but was too honest to take proper sickies (until the end but that's another story), so I used to eat out of date food I found in the fridge in the hope of contracting some sort of stomach rot and getting a few days blissful peace.
*mutter* it never bloody worked...
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 3:58, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Debbie McGee asked me for directions
Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (in the MAG1C car, no less) once asked me for directions as they were doing their act in what I assumed was the crappy little theatre opposite Asda. Didn't know the decent one had been refurbished and was opened, so when they asked me for the theatre, I ended up sending them to what was more or less a knackered little bungalow with "theatre" on it. Still, if he was really magic, he'd have known the way, or should at least invest some of that wedge in a GPS unit.
(Sun 28th May 2006, 20:45, More)
Debbie McGee asked me for directions
Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (in the MAG1C car, no less) once asked me for directions as they were doing their act in what I assumed was the crappy little theatre opposite Asda. Didn't know the decent one had been refurbished and was opened, so when they asked me for the theatre, I ended up sending them to what was more or less a knackered little bungalow with "theatre" on it. Still, if he was really magic, he'd have known the way, or should at least invest some of that wedge in a GPS unit.
(Sun 28th May 2006, 20:45, More)