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"Hard working, graduate, with a sense of humour, and the ability to learn and use new skills!"

Well it says something similar to that on my CV, which is probably why I'm temp scum in London!

On the plus side I have a new bachelor pad in Lambeth, a stoned throw from the West End. And I have a blossoming radio career with Palace Radio: http://www.palaceradio.net/

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» Impromptu Games You Play

Fire in the Hole
When I was young(er) and an easily influenced Boy Scout we used to go camping, and prepare big open fires, and played the Missile Game:

YOU WILL NEED: an assortment of part-used aerosol cans

HOW TO PLAY: place your can into the fire at a suitable angle, retreat behind solid object like a big log, duck down until you hear a bang and a whizz. Look out from your place of cover and see how far your rocket went.

BONUS MARKS: for ground explosion, smoke trail, and hitting something like a house or car.

P.S. Don't try this at home, it's dangerous
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 15:17, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Yummy Food
My Mum told me that I wouldn't like certain foods, and I believed her until I was about 16. Believe it or not these included pizza, burgers, kebabs, curry, and bolognese!!!

Once I went to Uni at 18 they pretty much made up my whole diet.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 14:56, More)

» Irrational Fears

More wood...
My old boss, a relatively normal, confident man, freaked when he saw me put a wooden coffee stirrer in my mouth. He squirmed, but the only rational reason he could give me for not doing it was that I would get splinters - it's made of balsa wood or something really soft, and you can't have splintering drinks stirrers!?

I like the feel of wood on my tongue - oo-er!
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 16:08, More)