Profile for Clairebare:
Well hello!
and a certificate
Clairebare is the acest
She's got long shiny hair
She wears a moustache
And sits in a chair
Her cartoon has wings
And a big black pussy
She thinks John McCirick's a cunt
But I'm not that fussy
hee hee hee!
Jesus christ!
Is that lady bare?
Quite so, yes indeedy
and I think she's called Claire.
She shuns all clothing
She won't wear a thing
Not one necklace
and not one ring
So ogle at her nudity
Watch her titties bounce
Our Clairebare's coming at you
So hide cos she will pounce
MCQ
by demand this is me
and here:
email: claire dot borrett at sanofi hyphen aventis dot com
or: claireborrett squiggle googlemail dotty com
Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
And apparently I'm a lustful, violent heretic, make up your own mind ;) (lasivious wink)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Well hello!
and a certificate
Clairebare is the acest
She's got long shiny hair
She wears a moustache
And sits in a chair
Her cartoon has wings
And a big black pussy
She thinks John McCirick's a cunt
But I'm not that fussy
hee hee hee!
Jesus christ!
Is that lady bare?
Quite so, yes indeedy
and I think she's called Claire.
She shuns all clothing
She won't wear a thing
Not one necklace
and not one ring
So ogle at her nudity
Watch her titties bounce
Our Clairebare's coming at you
So hide cos she will pounce
MCQ
by demand this is me
and here:
email: claire dot borrett at sanofi hyphen aventis dot com
or: claireborrett squiggle googlemail dotty com
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Low |
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information -- | |
Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
And apparently I'm a lustful, violent heretic, make up your own mind ;) (lasivious wink)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
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» World's Sickest Joke
Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9
and Sharon - 12
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:00, More)
Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9
and Sharon - 12
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:00, More)
» Best Comebacks
To anyone who asks me 'Do you mind if i smoke?'
I always reply 'I don't mind if you burst into flames'
:)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:59, More)
To anyone who asks me 'Do you mind if i smoke?'
I always reply 'I don't mind if you burst into flames'
:)
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:59, More)
» Hidden Treasure
At least they thought it was found treasure.......?
I have a very amusing bunch of friends, one of their tricks is to cut magazine pages up and make wraps out of them, cover them in clingfilm and leave them on a dance floor or some such place. When the excited finder opens up what they hope to be a gram of Gak, they find a small piece of card with "Gutted!" written on it. heh kidders!
(Wed 6th Jul 2005, 12:37, More)
At least they thought it was found treasure.......?
I have a very amusing bunch of friends, one of their tricks is to cut magazine pages up and make wraps out of them, cover them in clingfilm and leave them on a dance floor or some such place. When the excited finder opens up what they hope to be a gram of Gak, they find a small piece of card with "Gutted!" written on it. heh kidders!
(Wed 6th Jul 2005, 12:37, More)
» My first experience of porn
Gosh the first porn both me and my younger brother came across (no pun here, move along please)
was hidden in a bin in the back garden of a house that had been empty for some time. We went in for an explore as the house had vines growing over the door and we wanted to try and eat the grapes, we couldn't have been older than 8 (he would have been 61/2 so it must've been in '83) and he came over to me with some grotty looking pages in his hands. And my! the grot was astounding! I may be one of the few people who saw bumsex before i even really knew about real 'special cuddle' (as my mother called it) sex
Some who know me will be nodding their heads and saying ah, that explains it.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 15:05, More)
Gosh the first porn both me and my younger brother came across (no pun here, move along please)
was hidden in a bin in the back garden of a house that had been empty for some time. We went in for an explore as the house had vines growing over the door and we wanted to try and eat the grapes, we couldn't have been older than 8 (he would have been 61/2 so it must've been in '83) and he came over to me with some grotty looking pages in his hands. And my! the grot was astounding! I may be one of the few people who saw bumsex before i even really knew about real 'special cuddle' (as my mother called it) sex
Some who know me will be nodding their heads and saying ah, that explains it.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 15:05, More)
» Teenage Poetry
(to be said with a broad highlands accent)
The Coo stood on the hill,
the Coo stood on the hill,
It's not there noo,
it must 'a shifted.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 16:19, More)
(to be said with a broad highlands accent)
The Coo stood on the hill,
the Coo stood on the hill,
It's not there noo,
it must 'a shifted.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 16:19, More)