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Edit: Woo! My first front page!
(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 19:50, More)

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» Slang Survey

A couple different
'Moobs!' - said whilst standing and pointing at fat blokes who should be wearing a bra (der. man boobs)
'Set the makeup gun to whore' - women who have gone a little OTT with the slap (orig. Simpsons)
'Guard dog' - the ugly friend who always accompanies the fit bird (orig. The Pantsman)
'Jurassic Park!' - Exclamation of joy (orig. Alan Partridge)
'Arsebiscuits!' - Exclamation of extreme displeasure (orig. Father Ted)

A couple used by friends:
'Better than being shot up the arse with a cow' - alternative to being slapped with a wet fish.
'Teeth like a witch doctor's necklace' - somebody with a poor orthodentist
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 15:06, More)

» Best Comebacks

Not a comeback as such...
Getting battered in a bar in the altstadt and a gypsy comes up selling her wares.
"Whassat den?"
"It's lucky heather - it will bring you luck"
"Can't be that fucking lucky, you've got shitloads and you're spending your Saturday nights trying to sell it down the pub"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 19:23, More)