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» Flirting

mate of mine
(drunk)goes up to random girl
drunk mate- "Hey, have you ever had your tits weighed?"
confused girl- "Ermm, no, why?"

drunk mate - *grabs girl's tits* "WHHAAAYYYYYYY!!!
*SLAP*
(Tue 23rd Feb 2010, 12:32, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

The best one
has to be the Reebok ' Belly gonna get ya' advert

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI&feature=related

The motorbike bit's classic
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 17:57, More)

» Morning After Souvenirs

Amsterdamage
After a heavy night in Amsterdam we woke to the compulsory banging heads and blurry recollections. One of my mates had been especially wasted and vaguely remembered getting thrown out of somewhere..

He got up for a piss, but whilst beginning to urinate he noticed a new sensation.. there was a condom still on his nob!

Thrown out a brothel mid-shag is the explanation we have decided is most likely.
(Fri 27th Apr 2012, 23:19, More)

» The B3TA Confessional

sink shit
When I was young (maybe 8) (but old enough to know better) I encouraged my younger sister (maybe 6) to have a pooh in an old potty we found at our grandma's house, then I somehow persuaded her it would be a good idea to tip it into the sink.. before running to tell our grandma what my sister had done and granny wasn't impressed, not at all.
(Thu 26th Aug 2010, 21:44, More)

» Ginger

Nice hair...
.. did you win it?
(Thu 25th Feb 2010, 13:50, More)
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