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I work for BT internet support in Bristol, meaning I get paid very little to tell people what I already know in a sarcastic manner.
MONCHBERTER WILL BE HERE SOON AND HE IS BEST
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» Impromptu Games You Play
my mate
also made up a kind of tumble-dryer/frisbee game where you had to get a frisbee into the tumble dryer from about 10ft away. it was pretty hard, especially when we realised that the frisbee was actually bigger than the tumble dryer entrance, thus rendering the game impossible and pointless.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 11:45, More)
my mate
also made up a kind of tumble-dryer/frisbee game where you had to get a frisbee into the tumble dryer from about 10ft away. it was pretty hard, especially when we realised that the frisbee was actually bigger than the tumble dryer entrance, thus rendering the game impossible and pointless.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 11:45, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
i used to work for the police
processing crimes into a computer. i got some really stupid ones.
one was from a chef who reported a 14 yr old for stealing a banana from the storage area.
one was from the store guard of a popular high street office suppliers who was walking to work. on the way he was stopped by a guy who tried to sell him a set of computer speakers for £10. the store guard recognised the speakers as being stolen from his store, asked to see the guy's receipt, guy ran off.
the best was in the car park of a popular superstore, some kids were trying to hotwire car and were spotted by a member of the public. one of them ran off, into a main road and was hit by a car.
oh, and police officers aren't the sharpest tools in the box either. i used to get hair descriptions that said stuff like "long blonde hair" or "receding grey hair." one said "short mousey house". made my day that one.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 13:52, More)
i used to work for the police
processing crimes into a computer. i got some really stupid ones.
one was from a chef who reported a 14 yr old for stealing a banana from the storage area.
one was from the store guard of a popular high street office suppliers who was walking to work. on the way he was stopped by a guy who tried to sell him a set of computer speakers for £10. the store guard recognised the speakers as being stolen from his store, asked to see the guy's receipt, guy ran off.
the best was in the car park of a popular superstore, some kids were trying to hotwire car and were spotted by a member of the public. one of them ran off, into a main road and was hit by a car.
oh, and police officers aren't the sharpest tools in the box either. i used to get hair descriptions that said stuff like "long blonde hair" or "receding grey hair." one said "short mousey house". made my day that one.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 13:52, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried when Diana died
but only cos Might Morphin' Power Rangers wasn't on TV that day
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 23:00, More)
I cried when Diana died
but only cos Might Morphin' Power Rangers wasn't on TV that day
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 23:00, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
bus/corner malarkey
on the school bus me and my mate used to sit next to each other, and whenever we went round a corner we'd really overact the lean as we went around corners, until one of us ended up on the bus floor.
we also used to try and get the bus to roll over by everyone on the bus running to one side of the bus as it went round a sharp corner. never, ever worked.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 14:14, More)
bus/corner malarkey
on the school bus me and my mate used to sit next to each other, and whenever we went round a corner we'd really overact the lean as we went around corners, until one of us ended up on the bus floor.
we also used to try and get the bus to roll over by everyone on the bus running to one side of the bus as it went round a sharp corner. never, ever worked.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 14:14, More)
» Irrational Fears
when i was a kid
i was totally afraid of men wearing black leather gloves because i thought they had electric hands like the guy from innerspace, which i saw when i was about five.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 16:03, More)
when i was a kid
i was totally afraid of men wearing black leather gloves because i thought they had electric hands like the guy from innerspace, which i saw when i was about five.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 16:03, More)