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» Controversial Beliefs
Only asylum seekers should get benefit money
People born in the UK have won life's lottery. Just being mediocre, getting up in the morning and going through the motions will win you riches beyond the dreams of most of the people in the world.
Asylum seekers aren't so lucky. They've been born into hardship and may well have risked their lives to get here. They the lifeblood of the UK, the least we can do is give them a leg up.
(Sun 28th Apr 2013, 19:41, More)
Only asylum seekers should get benefit money
People born in the UK have won life's lottery. Just being mediocre, getting up in the morning and going through the motions will win you riches beyond the dreams of most of the people in the world.
Asylum seekers aren't so lucky. They've been born into hardship and may well have risked their lives to get here. They the lifeblood of the UK, the least we can do is give them a leg up.
(Sun 28th Apr 2013, 19:41, More)
» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010
The unknown disturbed person who trapped a wasp in my wheelie bin.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 12:41, More)
The unknown disturbed person who trapped a wasp in my wheelie bin.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 12:41, More)
» Lurid Work Stories
I’ve worked in some risky jobs in the past including heavy industry and underwater demolitions. Sure enough some other people have come to grief, sometime permanently, but I wanted to write something about ME ME ME.
I’ve been wracking my brains for the worst work related injury I’ve had and all I can think of is the time I cleared a paper jam from the office copier with too much of a flourish and gave myself a paper-cut on the end of my nose.
It really really stung.
(Fri 6th Sep 2013, 18:15, More)
I’ve worked in some risky jobs in the past including heavy industry and underwater demolitions. Sure enough some other people have come to grief, sometime permanently, but I wanted to write something about ME ME ME.
I’ve been wracking my brains for the worst work related injury I’ve had and all I can think of is the time I cleared a paper jam from the office copier with too much of a flourish and gave myself a paper-cut on the end of my nose.
It really really stung.
(Fri 6th Sep 2013, 18:15, More)
» The Emergency Services
In common with every second cove one meets now-a-days I have a peanut allergy.
A single nut could kill me. By following scientifically proven homeopathic principles I've discovered that a second peanut provides a perfect antidote to the first. I keep track by shouting POISON and CURE as each nut is ingested.
Over the years I've saved the NHS millions by using this simple technique, though I have been banned from every cinema in the county.
I am my own best doctor!
(Fri 17th May 2013, 8:07, More)
In common with every second cove one meets now-a-days I have a peanut allergy.
A single nut could kill me. By following scientifically proven homeopathic principles I've discovered that a second peanut provides a perfect antidote to the first. I keep track by shouting POISON and CURE as each nut is ingested.
Over the years I've saved the NHS millions by using this simple technique, though I have been banned from every cinema in the county.
I am my own best doctor!
(Fri 17th May 2013, 8:07, More)