» Never Meet Your Heroes

never let your heroes meet my brother
At glasto a few years ago, my brother sneaked into the VIP bar with his mate and blagged a couple of drinks. Noticing some other guys sitting around, he shouts in his drunkenest voice at one of them: "Fuck me, its garth out of waynes world!".

It wasnt, it was tom rowlands out of the chemical brothers.
(Thu 25th May 2006, 14:30, More)

» Scary Neighbours

wombling misery
The only thing my neighbour has *ever* said to me or my housemate was 'TWATS!'

I imagine it's because he looks the spit of uncle bulgaria.
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 15:10, More)

» I just don't get it

Talking of obscure Far Side Cartoons,
can someone please explain the one with the punchline "puddin tame".

I'm 99% this is gonna make me look like a fucking idiot.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 16:28, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

mentalist
Our maths teacher used to sit swinging his legs on top of a 20ft high set of shelves, get our attention by shouting 'Rastus!' and buzzing chalk at us, was married to a witch and invented a new type of breakfast which included jelly.

Of course, he went properly mental after teaching us for three years and quit. Possibly to persue a career at kellogs.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 13:57, More)