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» Weird Traditions
factory.
i used to work in a factory that used a steam boiler for various operations. if anything went wrong with said boiler, an alarm used to go off.
every single time i was compelled to run around with my arms in the air shouting "Weeeee!! Playtime!!"
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 11:04, More)
factory.
i used to work in a factory that used a steam boiler for various operations. if anything went wrong with said boiler, an alarm used to go off.
every single time i was compelled to run around with my arms in the air shouting "Weeeee!! Playtime!!"
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 11:04, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
building site skive.
i was a clerk on three building sites for Birse Construction.
Rather obviously i just told each of the three site managers that i was busy on one of the other sites. i spent massive amounts of time sleeping in my car at various scenic spots.
also obviously i got the sack.
however the stupid cow who was my boss told me to clear my office.
i cleared it all right..i sold the desk, chair and phone. threw all the files in the skip and took the desk fan home.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 2:52, More)
building site skive.
i was a clerk on three building sites for Birse Construction.
Rather obviously i just told each of the three site managers that i was busy on one of the other sites. i spent massive amounts of time sleeping in my car at various scenic spots.
also obviously i got the sack.
however the stupid cow who was my boss told me to clear my office.
i cleared it all right..i sold the desk, chair and phone. threw all the files in the skip and took the desk fan home.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 2:52, More)
» Jobsworths
NHS
i have suffered with severe back pain for years, i can only walk for very short distances, and haven't been able to work for ages. (not as fun as it sounds)
i first saw a consultant at the NHS 2 and a half years ago. i had an MRI scan and was told i had "mild" arthritis....i haven't.
1 and a half years later a different consultant told me i had 3 badly diseased discs and i needed and operation...he decided this by looking at the SAME scan as the first bloke!
eventually i got referred to a private hospital, except they referred me for the wrong thing.
months later ended up back at the NHS...waited around for fucking hours in the crappy arse out gown, only to be told they had lost the MRI scans and couldn't proceed.
the NHS did fuck all about it and i had to find the scans myself...they were still at private hospital.
turns out the scans were out of date.
i have had to have a new MRI scan (after waiting for a few more months)
i am back to where i was 2 and a half years ago....right at the bottom of the waiting list...all due to some twunt diagnosing me wrong, some fucker putting the wrong code on my referral form, and some badgercock losing my files.
now i am reduced to selling my guitars to try to pay the mortgage.
but it's ok...because the hospital have apologised.
wankers.
(Sat 14th May 2005, 15:08, More)
NHS
i have suffered with severe back pain for years, i can only walk for very short distances, and haven't been able to work for ages. (not as fun as it sounds)
i first saw a consultant at the NHS 2 and a half years ago. i had an MRI scan and was told i had "mild" arthritis....i haven't.
1 and a half years later a different consultant told me i had 3 badly diseased discs and i needed and operation...he decided this by looking at the SAME scan as the first bloke!
eventually i got referred to a private hospital, except they referred me for the wrong thing.
months later ended up back at the NHS...waited around for fucking hours in the crappy arse out gown, only to be told they had lost the MRI scans and couldn't proceed.
the NHS did fuck all about it and i had to find the scans myself...they were still at private hospital.
turns out the scans were out of date.
i have had to have a new MRI scan (after waiting for a few more months)
i am back to where i was 2 and a half years ago....right at the bottom of the waiting list...all due to some twunt diagnosing me wrong, some fucker putting the wrong code on my referral form, and some badgercock losing my files.
now i am reduced to selling my guitars to try to pay the mortgage.
but it's ok...because the hospital have apologised.
wankers.
(Sat 14th May 2005, 15:08, More)
» Stupid Tourists
german.
i met this german guy who said " we have great plans for your company, we are going to invest heavily and everything will be fine".
what he meant to say was " we have bought your company so we can shut it down, make everyone redundant and eliminate the competition".
idiot.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 10:26, More)
german.
i met this german guy who said " we have great plans for your company, we are going to invest heavily and everything will be fine".
what he meant to say was " we have bought your company so we can shut it down, make everyone redundant and eliminate the competition".
idiot.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 10:26, More)