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» Random Acts of Kindness

Mmm, strawberries
Was once in a traffic jam, with one of those laybys that people sell roadside strawberries in ("freshly picked" and all that) up ahead. Some poor sod who had clearly just bought himself a punnet was stuck in said layby with no-one letting him out into the traffic. Being kind, we decided to let said poor chappie out.
So, he pulls out, and is naturally immediately stationary. With his car stopped we see the driver getting out, and wonder what the hell he's doing. He comes back to our car, taps on the window, and gives up a strawberry each in thanks for letting him out.

Made our day, that did.
(Fri 10th Feb 2012, 12:35, More)

» Unusual talents

I can stick my tounge out and touch my nose
...directly, i.e. not using fingers etc. Does unfortunately result in minor incidence of Wet Face Syndrome.

No, that really is it, no funnies here I'm afraid.

*Wonders how many readers are now attempting this again for the first time since childhood.*
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 17:35, More)