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I'd think of something witty to write here.

But I'm afraid of waffles.

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» Breakin' The Law

Best police story. Ever.
This isn't me, but I love this story

An elderly woman living in Cheshire was upstairs, and she could hear people ransacking her house. Ringing the police to whisper "I'm being robbed!", they simply replied that they'd try to send someone round.

Not satisfied by this, she then waited 30 seconds, rang the same police station, and said:

"It's ok - don't send anyone round. I've shot them."

Within minutes, police helicopters and officers were everywhere. They caught the robbers, and when they said "But you said you shot them?" she replied "You said you'd send someone round!"

^ 100% TRUE story ^

yayness! :D
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 1:13, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

When my aunt was helping someone to set up a website...
...she told them not to connect to the internet, and await further instruction. When the client told her that they only had one phone line, she said to log on and send her an instant message.

She waited, but nothing happened.

Three days later, she recieved a piece of paper in the post, on which was written :

Ok, I've connected. Now what?
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 15:46, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I thought Doggy Style...
...was a type of swimming stroke...

But it is, isn't it?
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 17:24, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Analyze the Danger Game!
This one was fun, but makes me very, very sad. Basically, when I'm walking down the street, I analyze (in percent) how much danger I'm in. For example :

Building Collapse + Out of control Car + Mugged by those people over there - With two other people (safety in numbers)

0.01% + 0.5% + 3.6% - 1.1% = 3.01%

Therefore, there is a 3.01% of me not having a good day.

Class, eh?
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 22:55, More)

» Irrational Fears

I'm afraid of chickens.
They just look so bloody evil.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 16:37, More)
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