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» Drunk Parents

By the future ghosts of Starsailor

Partly because they were shit, and partly because my parents didn't drink.
(Sat 26th Feb 2011, 14:07, More)

» Wanking Disasters Part II

One time, I wanked so hard I killed Bela Lugosi*
Alone in a darkened room, naturally.

*well, it's hardly worth calling it Little Mr Cunt, is it?
(Thu 17th Feb 2011, 15:32, More)

» "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

Skiffing, early and often.
That is all.
(Thu 3rd Feb 2011, 13:28, More)