» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

well...
i was at a train station with my mates, and someone saw a hat on the floor. I am well known for wearing hats and this someone said "Taki is that your hat?". I looked at it and it was a piece of tat. I replyed "My God i wouldnt wear such a discusting, discraceful piece of crap". The owner of the hat was standing behind me waiting for me to to move so that she could pick it up. Bollocks.
(Tue 20th Apr 2004, 22:46, More)

» Scars with history

Ouch
When i was about 8 or 9, i went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. After doing my business i looked in the mirror and behind me was my 6 year-old sister, who i had pissed off earlier. Naturally she came up behind me and bit me in the back, and i still have the scars...
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 17:55, More)