Profile for BindiBaji:
Morning.
My names Tom.
email me at jamtubeshotmailcom
Heres a video of my Little Big planet Level:
Jungle Fun by Bindibaji
Here some crappypoems things I've written on /talk.
I walk around the city
with my nob hanging out
people stare with joy and wonderment
as I buy a bag of sprouts
HOw does that man do it
people are heard to cry
with pork meat and a stocking is my delicate reply.
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I have magical pants
grant many wishes they do
with a magical smileand a small little child
my pants could belong to you
I wear them with such pride
that people fail to see
There covered in shit smell just abit
and drip with a salty wee.
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You are beautiful you are a dream
Everywhere you walk you leave a lovely sheen
like an asexual being all covered in slime
Inserting yourself I wish you where mine
dangling from a tree on a sticky love rope
shagging your self instead of a bloke.
Please break this spell and reside with me
we can live together in a romantic tree.
(Valentines poem from a slug)
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Once there was a monkey
Who's a little bald on top
Bored of all things monkey
He started to run amok
Throwing shit at strangers and fwapping out his cock
Entertained this little monkey until he was told to stop
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All things scat and porno
All perverts old and tall
All things dam right dirty
The lord god invented them all
Each little child that that suffers
Each little kid that sings
He made thier tiny features
He coloured in their rings
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Brocoli Brocoli
The blandest of the bland
Brocoli Brocoli
Is rubbish.
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Spunk in your eye
Shit on your cock
Playing with bottles
Laughing alot
Going to hospital
removing the block
Dying of aids
Wearing a smock
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Shim sham bam
Mummy had a clam
Clam died
Mummy cried
Shim sham bam
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Wiggle jiggle
Diggle jam
The cat had an enourmous hand
Woggle joggle
jiggle wham
And burnt it on a frying pan
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Heres a very short animation I made of a Jet vs Wasp. Who will win?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZVdeUECWo
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Morning.
My names Tom.
email me at jamtubeshotmailcom
Heres a video of my Little Big planet Level:
Jungle Fun by Bindibaji
Here some crappy
I walk around the city
with my nob hanging out
people stare with joy and wonderment
as I buy a bag of sprouts
HOw does that man do it
people are heard to cry
with pork meat and a stocking is my delicate reply.
--------------------------------------------------
I have magical pants
grant many wishes they do
with a magical smileand a small little child
my pants could belong to you
I wear them with such pride
that people fail to see
There covered in shit smell just abit
and drip with a salty wee.
--------------------------------------------------
You are beautiful you are a dream
Everywhere you walk you leave a lovely sheen
like an asexual being all covered in slime
Inserting yourself I wish you where mine
dangling from a tree on a sticky love rope
shagging your self instead of a bloke.
Please break this spell and reside with me
we can live together in a romantic tree.
(Valentines poem from a slug)
--------------------------------------------------
Once there was a monkey
Who's a little bald on top
Bored of all things monkey
He started to run amok
Throwing shit at strangers and fwapping out his cock
Entertained this little monkey until he was told to stop
--------------------------------------------------
All things scat and porno
All perverts old and tall
All things dam right dirty
The lord god invented them all
Each little child that that suffers
Each little kid that sings
He made thier tiny features
He coloured in their rings
--------------------------------------------------
Brocoli Brocoli
The blandest of the bland
Brocoli Brocoli
Is rubbish.
--------------------------------------------------
Spunk in your eye
Shit on your cock
Playing with bottles
Laughing alot
Going to hospital
removing the block
Dying of aids
Wearing a smock
--------------------------------------------------
Shim sham bam
Mummy had a clam
Clam died
Mummy cried
Shim sham bam
--------------------------------------------------
Wiggle jiggle
Diggle jam
The cat had an enourmous hand
Woggle joggle
jiggle wham
And burnt it on a frying pan
--------------------------------------------------
Heres a very short animation I made of a Jet vs Wasp. Who will win?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZVdeUECWo
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
» I just don't get it
Young, Naive and a bit stupid...
Was out for a collegues (female) leaving drink with some other ladies. The conversation got onto Bikini waxing. Unsure sat back said nothing and thought 'surely they don't have hairy breasts'.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 13:16, More)
Young, Naive and a bit stupid...
Was out for a collegues (female) leaving drink with some other ladies. The conversation got onto Bikini waxing. Unsure sat back said nothing and thought 'surely they don't have hairy breasts'.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 13:16, More)
» Conspiracy theory nutters
Apparently Philip Schofield is a bear in disguise.
He's intergrating into human life to see how things are run. So when they take over they won't have any problems. The government know about this but won't say anything due to the panic it may cause.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 10:01, More)
Apparently Philip Schofield is a bear in disguise.
He's intergrating into human life to see how things are run. So when they take over they won't have any problems. The government know about this but won't say anything due to the panic it may cause.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 10:01, More)
» School Days
At my high school like most we had a library.
Which was run by a very anrgy lady. Who wouldn't take any nonsense from anyone. One day on a break I went to the Llibray, only to find some kid had put a
sign over the door with the word "Auschwitz" written on it.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 14:36, More)
At my high school like most we had a library.
Which was run by a very anrgy lady. Who wouldn't take any nonsense from anyone. One day on a break I went to the Llibray, only to find some kid had put a
sign over the door with the word "Auschwitz" written on it.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 14:36, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Having a shit.
Naked with the bathroom door open, when there is no one in the house.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 11:45, More)
Having a shit.
Naked with the bathroom door open, when there is no one in the house.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 11:45, More)