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Have a look at my Panoramas
Here's a few of my contributions to the main board:
After the Ikea riots of 2005:
We've got your number
George Foremans Mean Lean Licking Machine:
And why not have a Woo or 2:
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
» Pure Ignorance
In Tesco Metro
a young girl standing in the vegetable section, shouting to her mates at the other side of the shop:
'what do onions look like?'
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 13:29, More)
In Tesco Metro
a young girl standing in the vegetable section, shouting to her mates at the other side of the shop:
'what do onions look like?'
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 13:29, More)
» I just don't get it
When 2 planes almost hit each other
It's called a 'near-miss'... it should be called a 'near-hit' surely?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 17:43, More)
When 2 planes almost hit each other
It's called a 'near-miss'... it should be called a 'near-hit' surely?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 17:43, More)
» I just don't get it
Apparently we can't have BST all year round....
..... because farmers (especially in the north and Scotland) would have to milk their cows in the dark.
Why don't the farmers just get up later?... the cows don't have any concept of time
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 16:04, More)
Apparently we can't have BST all year round....
..... because farmers (especially in the north and Scotland) would have to milk their cows in the dark.
Why don't the farmers just get up later?... the cows don't have any concept of time
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 16:04, More)
» Pure Ignorance
At a bus stop a few months ago
Across the road is a poster for The film The Chronicles of Riddick', it looks similar to this:
www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/
Old man at stop starts talking to me:
Man: excuse me, what does that say?
Me: it says 'Riddick', it's a film
Man: is it about tennis?
Me: no, you're thinking of Roddick
Man: but he's holding a racket and ball
Me: no thats a sythe, the handle looks like a ball
Man: a what?
Me: a sythe, a curved knife
Man: why would he be holding a knife?
Me: well I suppose to kill people
Man: no, that's definately a tennis racket
I left it there, really couldn't be bothered to argue any more
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:38, More)
At a bus stop a few months ago
Across the road is a poster for The film The Chronicles of Riddick', it looks similar to this:
www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/
Old man at stop starts talking to me:
Man: excuse me, what does that say?
Me: it says 'Riddick', it's a film
Man: is it about tennis?
Me: no, you're thinking of Roddick
Man: but he's holding a racket and ball
Me: no thats a sythe, the handle looks like a ball
Man: a what?
Me: a sythe, a curved knife
Man: why would he be holding a knife?
Me: well I suppose to kill people
Man: no, that's definately a tennis racket
I left it there, really couldn't be bothered to argue any more
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:38, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
For 2 and a bit years....
I was one of the people in the background behind the newsreader of a certain local news TV programme.
My mum was very pleased as she could keep an eye on me, making sure I was still alive and turning up at work just by watching telly at 6:30.
Trying to look busy was often difficult. But the main downside was that the camera would always be pointing in my direction when I had an itchy nose/arse, doing something stupid or just happened to be looking into the camera like a bunny in headlights.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 0:30, More)
For 2 and a bit years....
I was one of the people in the background behind the newsreader of a certain local news TV programme.
My mum was very pleased as she could keep an eye on me, making sure I was still alive and turning up at work just by watching telly at 6:30.
Trying to look busy was often difficult. But the main downside was that the camera would always be pointing in my direction when I had an itchy nose/arse, doing something stupid or just happened to be looking into the camera like a bunny in headlights.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 0:30, More)