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» B3TA fixes the world
religion
it should be banned, and anyone caught practicing (practising?) it should be fired into the sun. the abrahamic faiths are doing their very best to destroy each other and anyone in the immediate vincinity, and religion is the number one cause of war in all of history. this would also get rid of those hypocritical wankstains who use religion as a get-out-of jail free card.
maybe then can we have a golden age of scientific enlightenment, where instead of waiting around with our collective thumbs up our assholes for jesus (or vishnu/mohammed/xenu/whoever) to help, we do it ourselves and actually make it happen. to do this, scientists and engineers should hold the place in society that priests/rabbis/whatever currently do.
does it show that i don't like religion?
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 18:54, More)
religion
it should be banned, and anyone caught practicing (practising?) it should be fired into the sun. the abrahamic faiths are doing their very best to destroy each other and anyone in the immediate vincinity, and religion is the number one cause of war in all of history. this would also get rid of those hypocritical wankstains who use religion as a get-out-of jail free card.
maybe then can we have a golden age of scientific enlightenment, where instead of waiting around with our collective thumbs up our assholes for jesus (or vishnu/mohammed/xenu/whoever) to help, we do it ourselves and actually make it happen. to do this, scientists and engineers should hold the place in society that priests/rabbis/whatever currently do.
does it show that i don't like religion?
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 18:54, More)
» Filth!
Hardly my own story
But I am fairly sure that a fair chunk of you have come across/been tricked into viewing/actively sought out (delete as appropriate) those lolshock sites. 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, walk the dinosaur; you know, those ones.
They definitely count as filth.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2012, 18:53, More)
Hardly my own story
But I am fairly sure that a fair chunk of you have come across/been tricked into viewing/actively sought out (delete as appropriate) those lolshock sites. 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, walk the dinosaur; you know, those ones.
They definitely count as filth.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2012, 18:53, More)
» School Naughtiness
Not all me....
most of these are pretty tame compared to what I've read so far, but they were funny when it happened.
In the 6th form, me and a few mates gathered some snowballs (for it had been snowing) in a free lesson and took them up to the 6th form rooms on the first floor. Change of lesson rolls around, and we pelt the lower years with them and promptly close the windows to avoid reprisals.
Until they replaced the carpet in one of the maths rooms, there was a large stain on it. One lunchtime, football had occurred, and my shoes were plastered with mud. Sat in maths, a mate points out the nice muddy trail leading from the door to where i was sat. Nothing was said by the teacher, mind.
About 5 years ago, the school got an internal email system. within a week, this had been withdrawn. A friend had discovered the bible as a single text document on the internet, copied and pasted it into an email and sent it to the whole school, crashing the entire system.
The upper 6th also got in trouble for using the metal locker stacks as dominoes. the dents were quite impressive, both on the lockers and the walls.
Now I'm at uni, and things mainly revolve around roadside furniture and alcohol......!
(Thu 15th Sep 2011, 12:33, More)
Not all me....
most of these are pretty tame compared to what I've read so far, but they were funny when it happened.
In the 6th form, me and a few mates gathered some snowballs (for it had been snowing) in a free lesson and took them up to the 6th form rooms on the first floor. Change of lesson rolls around, and we pelt the lower years with them and promptly close the windows to avoid reprisals.
Until they replaced the carpet in one of the maths rooms, there was a large stain on it. One lunchtime, football had occurred, and my shoes were plastered with mud. Sat in maths, a mate points out the nice muddy trail leading from the door to where i was sat. Nothing was said by the teacher, mind.
About 5 years ago, the school got an internal email system. within a week, this had been withdrawn. A friend had discovered the bible as a single text document on the internet, copied and pasted it into an email and sent it to the whole school, crashing the entire system.
The upper 6th also got in trouble for using the metal locker stacks as dominoes. the dents were quite impressive, both on the lockers and the walls.
Now I'm at uni, and things mainly revolve around roadside furniture and alcohol......!
(Thu 15th Sep 2011, 12:33, More)