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Security was lax on the Oz set

(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 17:55, More)

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» Being told off as an adult


Mummy always tells me off for zooming round the supermarket on the trolley and the other kids always get away with it.

Jus coz I'm 40 and they're my kids.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 3:00, More)

» Why I was late

Favourite excuses for being late
1) Headwind.
2) The dog ate my car keys and we had to hitch hike to the vets.
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 19:23, More)

» Stupid Tourists


2 reasons to be careful while ordering food in Spain:

1) Pollo is chicken, polla is 'willy'. This one is so frequently mispronounced that the butchers round here don't even bother taking the piss anymore.
2) Conejo is rabbit, cojones are testicles.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 15:16, More)