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» Public Nudity

Not proud, but.....
Had sex behind a local firing range whilst they were using it.

It's the closest i'll ever get to my fantasy of fucking on D-day


* i was completely naked while doing it.
(Wed 23rd Jul 2014, 10:32, More)

» Bad Ideas

The worst idea...
Drunkenly ringing my ex at 3 oclock on a saturday morning singing coldplays yellow, (as it was "our song") in a vain attempt to get back in her pants.

Jesus that was a low point.
(Thu 31st Jul 2014, 10:09, More)

» Terrified!

Greathall Gill and the what could of been murder
First post ever, be gentle!

I had a lovely week long holiday in lakes last week (could of posted this in last weeks thread, meh) anyways, as holidays like this go it was full of hiking, great views and the ever classic getting wankered in a small country pub* after 8 miles of gruelling uphill struggle.

If anybody is familiar with the lakes we went on a walk right up to an impressive Geological wonder called Greathall gill, which basicly is a massive crack that runs up a hill. The height of this crack is about 365ft and going down the side of it as you can imgagine is a very steep gradient (nearly a cliff).

And this is where the terror part comes in:

A) I fell over twice and nearly tumbled to my death, only being stopped on both occasions by a lovely not painful in the slightest piece of rock I would fall onto.

B) is a little longer so bear with me, whilst descending down this "geological wonder" me and my old man (for I was walking with him) were talking about how epic it would be to have a football and kick it right off the top and see where the ball would land.

So me being the resourceful bloke I am picked a large stone up, gave it a good throw And watched it tumble down the hill! I was Impressed with my throw and happily watched it bounce from rock to grassy knoll, this is when the short, but completely terrifying wave of sickness hit me.

What if the rock hits someone on the way down and kills them? Would I be condemned for manslaughter? Would me and my father have to bury the dead body like on deliverance and never speak of it again, forever living with the guilt of killing an innocent hiker.

Turned out not and it happily tumbled to the bottom, no casualties crisis averted!

*cocker hoop by the way was the ale of choice, it's a cracking pint :D
(Tue 10th Apr 2012, 11:59, More)

» Against Your Will

I was privy to be invited to the ritualistic Doncaster past time of branding your children at the age of 10 (it is held under our cathedral/church whatever it is). I myself am from Doncaster and my brand sits just above my left bum cheek.

Anyways the children came up some sullen faced or some crying, some even looking forward to it as it is a mark of pride for some. My turn came when the great priest handed me the branding iron as i was going to brand my own brother, i felt ecstatic.

I slowly put the branding iron closer and closer to his face as i watched him squirm and flinch, teasing him going nearer then pulling away etc.

As i went for the final thrust a voice shouted out from the silent crowd, it was my friend Yorkshire Luke i could see he had worriment in his eyes, he leapt forward between me and my brother and said:

Don't put that branding iron against your will

The end
(Fri 1st Aug 2014, 14:57, More)

» Anything For Money

On Styrrup Golf course...
I did a shit in one of the holes and stole the flags as a dare/bet

I made 10 quid for 15 minutes work

Not sorry
(Thu 17th Jul 2014, 10:43, More)
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