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» Public Nudity

Not proud, but.....
Had sex behind a local firing range whilst they were using it.

It's the closest i'll ever get to my fantasy of fucking on D-day


* i was completely naked while doing it.
(Wed 23rd Jul 2014, 10:32, More)

» Terrified!

Greathall Gill and the what could of been murder
First post ever, be gentle!

I had a lovely week long holiday in lakes last week (could of posted this in last weeks thread, meh) anyways, as holidays like this go it was full of hiking, great views and the ever classic getting wankered in a small country pub* after 8 miles of gruelling uphill struggle.

If anybody is familiar with the lakes we went on a walk right up to an impressive Geological wonder called Greathall gill, which basicly is a massive crack that runs up a hill. The height of this crack is about 365ft and going down the side of it as you can imgagine is a very steep gradient (nearly a cliff).

And this is where the terror part comes in:

A) I fell over twice and nearly tumbled to my death, only being stopped on both occasions by a lovely not painful in the slightest piece of rock I would fall onto.

B) is a little longer so bear with me, whilst descending down this "geological wonder" me and my old man (for I was walking with him) were talking about how epic it would be to have a football and kick it right off the top and see where the ball would land.

So me being the resourceful bloke I am picked a large stone up, gave it a good throw And watched it tumble down the hill! I was Impressed with my throw and happily watched it bounce from rock to grassy knoll, this is when the short, but completely terrifying wave of sickness hit me.

What if the rock hits someone on the way down and kills them? Would I be condemned for manslaughter? Would me and my father have to bury the dead body like on deliverance and never speak of it again, forever living with the guilt of killing an innocent hiker.

Turned out not and it happily tumbled to the bottom, no casualties crisis averted!

*cocker hoop by the way was the ale of choice, it's a cracking pint :D
(Tue 10th Apr 2012, 11:59, More)

» Anything For Money

On Styrrup Golf course...
I did a shit in one of the holes and stole the flags as a dare/bet

I made 10 quid for 15 minutes work

Not sorry
(Thu 17th Jul 2014, 10:43, More)

» Twattery

Ex gf
Lied, lied and lied to me. Ran off with a knuckle dragging, idiot cunt squaddie and fucked off with 700 quid that I gave her to get out of debt (she was a student and a spoilt bitch who had no money sense), which she went on holiday with, with said squaddie. The twattish part of this is she even denied it when I found out! I Had evidence which she said wasn't true and people had made it up (looking back she was seriously fucked in head)

This went on behind my back for 6 month!

Sorry for ranting just needed to scream at the world, it's been locked up inside for too long, feels fucking bang on to get this out!!!

(Tue 17th Apr 2012, 12:35, More)