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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking out of the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Nordicapollo! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to smack you until you taste like chicken, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

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» Stuff You've Overheard

Don't mess with a Glaswegian mama
... In Glasgow, a large and youngish woman was yelling at her little boy, who had a glum and defiant look on his face. She then gives him a hard slap on his bottom. The female of an older German couple nearby can't help herself and says to the mother, "In Germany we do not hit our children!" To this, the mother replies, "Well in Scotland, we don't gas our Jews!"

Glaswegians...
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 19:41, More)

» When I met the parents

Dutch Surprise
I'd been seeing this dutch girl for a few weeks. She was a bit of a nutter, but a total nympho, so I endured the odd behaviour. I had been living in a tiny village in Belgium just over the border from Holland for about 3 months. One day, she's over at my place and her parents drive up surprising us. They are clearly very upset and are yelling at us, mostly me, in Dutch, of which I understood maybe 10%. They drag her off and I never see any of them again.
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 17:21, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Can u spell tutu too?
My wife is Norwegian and was working at a semi-posh hotel in Oslo in the early mid '80's. In walks in a large group of people. One walks up and announces his name, Desmond Tutu (in town to receive the Nobel Peace prize). My wife, who never reads the paper, and didn't know who he was, asks politely, like she would of any guest "Can you spell that please?" The rest of his entourage thought this to be insulting and outrageous, but the man himself, responded politely.

Not really insulting, but funny, in a way.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:55, More)

» When I met the parents

Dutch Surprise
I'd been seeing this dutch girl for a few weeks. She was a bit of a nutter, but a total nympho, so I endured the odd behaviour. I had been living in a tiny village in Belgium just over the border from Holland for about 3 months. One day, she's over at my place and her parents drive up surprising us. They are clearly very upset and are yelling at us, mostly me in Dutch, of which I understood maybe 10%. They drag her off and I never see any of them again.
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 17:20, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

b3ta with a twist...
...My current employeer (big company, where I am at while writing this post) has a quite strict internet filter including sites such as B3ta.... Can you imagine it? Fortunately, they don't block access to some anonymous proxy servers.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 16:37, More)
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