» War

I don't know, but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
(Fri 1st Jun 2012, 14:39, More)

» Down on the Farm

When I was three
A cow pooed on me
(Tue 29th May 2012, 10:20, More)

» Getting Old

So on the whole
B3ta is populated by balding, horny old dogs with erectile problems; who fantasize about girls younger than their grandchildren
(Sat 9th Jun 2012, 15:26, More)

» Getting Old

I miss
Actual photographs, you know in an album; not these digital thingymadoodles I can't be arsed to go to boots to print
(Sat 9th Jun 2012, 0:51, More)

» War

Isn't life
war with ourselves?
(Thu 31st May 2012, 23:36, More)