Honest doorsign

(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 16:56, More)

Mock examination

(Wed 8th Oct 2003, 16:13, More)

New health and safety regulations brought an end to the ancient order of ninjas

(Tue 7th Oct 2003, 14:24, More)

The hotel was fully booked, luckily she had made a reservation

(Fri 12th Sep 2003, 11:01, More)

They knew their place

(Mon 1st Sep 2003, 17:15, More)

The Klan has its own student union

(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 17:40, More)

Though Sam put a brave face on it, he couldn't help but be disappointed with his A-level results


hurrah I live to post again
(Thu 14th Aug 2003, 9:15, More)

Arthur hated these things - he could never tell if he was the first to turn up

(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 10:22, More)

Despite being ridiculed by his peers, Professor von Nichthande went on to win the Nobel Prize

(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 9:30, More)

Publisher launches new range of titles to give help to their target audience where they need it most

(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 17:03, More)

When I rang the customer careline they merely laughed it off as a practical joke

(Thu 29th May 2003, 13:50, More)

The rare 10 shilling stamp was the only one to feature the older, more formal spelling

(Wed 28th May 2003, 13:04, More)

Early suicide bombers were often spotted before they could do any harm

(Thu 22nd May 2003, 8:53, More)

Elephants: Do not read beauty magazines - they will only make you feel ugly

Longer, thicker - guaranteed results!

*Mini-comp just for fun - anyone recognise this TV theme tune?
(Wed 7th May 2003, 11:47, More)

Victory in Baghdad is made complete


Slightly largify

*Edit: Wahay! 2 FPs at once, now I'm blushing
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 13:09, More)

Saddam's regime gone, troops were powerless to stop a wave of luting

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 10:53, More)

How different things would be

(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 14:59, More)

Exclusive

(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 12:03, More)

Allied forces launch amphibious assault

(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 10:28, More)

There's a war on - we all have to tighten our belts


A larger version (but not too large - there's a war on!)

Latest advice from the war office:

"Excessive use of tattyslop does not help the war effort. B3tans should restrict their images to collage and watercolor. Paint-mashing is still acceptable but you should try and use Instant mash instead. Hummus, already in short supply will become even rarer. If you couldn't hummus before the outbreak of hostilities it is extremely unlikely you will be able to now."
(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 11:22, More)

Parka-batman: son of God

Other Parka-batmen:
www.b3ta.com/board/920390
www.b3ta.com/board/919588
www.b3ta.com/board/915944
(Fri 14th Mar 2003, 17:48, More)

A shrewd businessman, he saved money on a name plaque by simply changing his name

(Wed 12th Mar 2003, 15:36, More)

Sign of Apocalypse

Yes, I know that others have done the whole roadsigns thing but... you know... Monday morning... (trails off)
(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 10:32, More)

When he sees me his little face lights up

(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 15:54, More)

Early transformers: rubbish at disguise

(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 12:39, More)

Foolishly Decker had locked them in a room full of Sticklebricks

(Mon 17th Feb 2003, 16:52, More)

Pedants insisted that the one bar version should be singular

(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 11:55, More)

At the interview, Fritz thought it best not to mention the whole 'wrong brain' incident

(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 16:26, More)

The SAS stormed the Embassy...


btw: RIP Bill Werbenuik
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 15:00, More)

The Tume-Tuyu was Doolittle's finest discovery

(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 17:41, More)

His courage fully restored...

(Tue 21st Jan 2003, 17:50, More)