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» Inflated Self-Importance

That Twat Simon Cowell
Off of the singing compo
(Mon 28th Jan 2013, 16:43, More)

» My job: Expectation vs Reality

Something something ... Otter Wars

(Fri 9th May 2014, 15:32, More)

» More Pet Stories

Me and the wife were living in shit student housing so jumped at the chance of looking after a mates house while she went off on a holiday.

She had a cat and a ferret that had the run of the house. The cat no problem, eat shit sleep.

The ferret I didn't like and avoided, it stank to high heaven for one thing.

The degree of my dislike for the ferret grew when every morning of my stay it would sneak into the room and into the bed, locate my big toe and savagely bite me.

At least it wasn't my nads
(Fri 1st Feb 2013, 8:32, More)

» Inflated Self-Importance

Any magician fits this category
especially that blane knob
(Thu 24th Jan 2013, 13:51, More)

» Made me laugh

Muff diving collapsing man
I'm on a train between Sheffield and I forget where, theres a man walking down the aisle and he gets thrown about as the train rattles round a bend, falling pole axe style straight into the lap of a large lady.

He sprung back up like lightning glancing anxiously around while everybody looking in his direction failed to contain their laughter.
(Thu 6th Dec 2012, 12:48, More)
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