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Hello everyone, I'm Mr Gear. I occasionally get front page pics. Never because they are well made, usually because they are stupid. I am part of the B3ta Flickr Real Photos Gang and I have nothing else to declare.


Also, I had a front page pic on 9/7/04, but stupidly squandered it by changing it to a picture of Joey Deacon saying "your all gay". It was deleted by a mod, because it also broke the front page for being too large.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3435114

BUT IT'S BACK NOW! YAY!



And here is my gold-medal winning competition entry (20/8/04):



Hoorah!

I helped the incredibly talented Mutated Monty with this: http://www.b3ta.com/board/5275215

And on 10/7/07 I won Dave The Facts Lunch of the Day with the Gai Phat Prik from my local Thai cafe.




Finally, stop creeping around in my profile you rapist!

Recent front page messages:

Ningles


EDIT: Cheers all! I have actually done this joke before, I just didn't bother doing it properly last time.
(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 9:59, More)



(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 17:04, More)

How rude!

(Wed 25th May 2005, 12:34, More)




Biggah!
snipurl.com/e1np
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:39, More)




Yay! 2nd FP! Happy.
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 13:59, More)




Can I have my FP back or am I just taking the piss? I feel genuinely sorry for what I did, and it won't happen ever again. Promise.
(Fri 9th Jul 2004, 10:37, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Teenage Parties

At a friend's party at school
Someone climbed into the attic and dun a wee-wee in the water tank.

The poor family were washing in wee for weeks.
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 11:36, More)

» Jobsworths

Bouncers.
Shoes.

That is all.
(Thu 12th May 2005, 12:31, More)

» Karma

Actually I have a useful thing to add to this:
Ever wondered why some countries such as Mexico, Italy, Brazil etc are well known for thier petty street crimes? Well, it's the Catholic church y'see. You can commit whatever crimes you like if you can go off to confession and have the slate wiped clean.

However, in buddhist countries such as Thailand, you are much less likely to have your wallet nicked, despite lower standards of living, because buddhists are afraid that the bad karma will come back on them.

Fact me hard!
(Thu 21st Feb 2008, 17:10, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Newspaper reveals age of sexual partner
In 2002, When I was 22 years old, I woke up with an attractive young lady who I presumed was roughly my age. When getting dressed to leave in the morning, I noticed her face in a newspaper lying on the sideboard. Apparently, she had won a bizzare beatuty contest at the age of 16. Great!

Or not so great... the newspaper was dated 1986, making her 36 years old!

Well, I suppose it could have been worse. If the newspaper was dated 2006 or something, I would have been in real trouble.....
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 12:14, More)

» Karma

The letter-opener that I stole
has been stolen.
(Thu 21st Feb 2008, 17:00, More)
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