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Ah, well this is me. I'm Media Manager for a Second Division football club in England. Yes, football, sorry :o|

Feel free to contact me if you need to know nonsense about the 'beautiful' game at theboyreefus at hotmail dot com!

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» My Worst Date

Am I the only one to notice...
...that a lot more posts than usual seem to be from b3ta's female clientele? :o) Looks like we're going to have to buck up our ideas, chaps!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 12:22, More)

» Black Sheep

Gotta be my grandad
All was well in the world of the reefus- family until Gran died a few years back. When she passed on, Grandad expected my mum to do all his cooking and cleaning.

When she said no, he flipped and they barely spoke after that. He then decided to do awful things like cut up family photos and take them out of them and post them through the door and also stand at the top of the path and just stare through the front door.

Thankfully, he moved away about two years later, but it wasnt particularly pleasant!
(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 19:48, More)

» Near Death Experiences

We pulled...
out of the garage and down the drive from our house to turn onto the road.

Mum noticed that the paint on the bonnet of the car was starting to bubble and there was condensation on the window.

This quickly started to evolve into smoke rising up the front of the car. At which point, we realised the fwapping thing was on fire!

Cue legging it back into the house and calling the Fire Brigade who informed us that, had we begun to accelerate down the road and drive on, the petrol flow would have blown up the car!

Feeling hot, hot hot...
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 15:03, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

Fingers
Well, I've managed to break three fingers. One of those occasions, I managed to break a finger in my sleep - woke up and it appeared to be at a bit of a right angle!

Oh and I also walked around for a day with a punctured lung thinking it was a chest infection. Went to hospital the next day to find that my lung had deflated by 30-40%!
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 17:15, More)

» Fire!

Click, click, boom
Me, my mum and my brother were going to go down the shops in our car.

Mum rolled the car down the drive and all of a sudden the window gets covered with condensation and the paint on the bonnet starts bubbling.

Eventually realising that our neighbour's hose wouldnt help, we call the fire brigade.

They said if we'd turned the key fully and driven down the road, the car would probably have exploded!
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 18:40, More)
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