» Going Too Far

Fire in the bin
This one time, at band camp...my friends Nick and Barnesy and I were in my room and thought it we would be fun to set my bin on fire, it was, until the carpet, think 70's nylon type material, started to melt. I panicked, Barnesy laughed, Nick flopped out his bad boy and I am still impressed all these years later that he managed to piss on demand the way he did.
Now, I dont know what I was more dismayed by, the ring of charred carpet, or the smell of my friends piss-steam......oh, happy days..
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 19:05, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

what do you say to a woman
with a black eye?

"Now I told you once"

Boom boom
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:17, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Cauliflower
They told me that cauliflower tasted of different types of fruit. I believed them and used to yelp in delight at having a floret that tasted of apples.
Silly me.
Even to this day, I still think that it tastes of bananas.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:06, More)