b3ta.com user Count Dante

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a member for 21 years, 2 months and 8 days
has posted 2464 messages on the main board
(of which 4 have appeared on the front page)
has posted 5 messages on the talk board
has posted 3 messages on the links board
has posted 3 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 54 pictures, 6 links, 0 talk posts, and 7 qotw answers.
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Past posted cak things that I did do...

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*ahem* Jesus saves...
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Partial to craptaculour dancing 'things'

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

:: how jedi are you? ::

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

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Recent front page messages:

(Thu 1st Dec 2005, 23:13, More)

The truth of conkers...

(Sun 20th Nov 2005, 1:56, More)

The nasty side of catnip addiction
Raaaggghhh

(Mon 14th Mar 2005, 16:50, More)

A man treating his fence with creosote

(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 0:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Losing Your Virginity

I didn't lose it
I know exactly where it went.

pffft
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 21:25, More)

» Teenage Poetry

hurrah sparrows!
Pretty sparrow on the sky,
How do you fly so fucking high?
Kinky sparrow
I see you with my eye(s)
(Wed 17th Aug 2005, 0:57, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Past places I have worked
I have found myself having to telephone a Willy molde, who insisted on being called Willy, and a Terry Gash. I had to take plently of deep breathes before ringing.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 12:57, More)