WEBLOG ARCHIVE
19/11/07
B3ta book back in stock on Amazon - after a few months of it only being available on 'new and used', Amazon have finally restocked it. Huzzah. Why not buy every single member of your family one for Christmas? Or maybe buy 10,000 of the fuckers and use it to build an amazing yellow paper house? We promise we'd newsletter it. BTW: Make sure you are about for about 2pm on Weds. We're announcing an image challenge with prizes. BIG PRIZES.
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16/11/07
B3ta Newsletter 303 - thank Crunchie, it's Friday. Only the flakiest, crumbliest links for you lot, you lucky shits.
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14/11/07
Under threat of legal action from Princes legal team of "potential closure of your web site" - We have removed the Prince image challenge and
B3ta apologises unreservedly to AEG / NPG and Prince for any offence caused. We also ask our members to avoid photoshoping Prince and posting them on our boards.
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09/11/07
Newsletter 302 - you asked for it, you said, "B3ta - please can we read issue 302 of your LOVELY newsletter?" And we said FUCK YEAH!
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02/11/07
31/10/07
Marijuana words - I want phrases associated with smoking weed.
Your phrases please, no googling for urban dictionary etc.
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26/10/07
B3ta newsletter issue 300 - we did think about making a "300 best links ever thing" but we were too busy getting blind drunk on prison wine. Have fun kids, stay safe. And if you are having sex tonight, make sure you ask first.
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24/10/07
Yay boo sucks to the cunts who closed down Oink - linky goes to temporary memorial site. Wikipedia also has a
good overview.
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19/10/07
Here you go kids, it's the B3ta newsletter issue 299 - blimey, next week it's 300. Who would have thunk that?
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12/10/07
Cadburies made them and covered them in chocolate - it's issue 298 of the often brown B3ta newsletter.
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05/10/07
L@@K - B3ta newsletter A++ whatever, issue 297 out now. If it was an ebay ad, it would be reflectoporn. Or something.
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28/09/07
27/09/07
21/09/07
Pssst! Newsletter 295, this way - featuring the Kittenwar interview and a very unpleasant Amy Winehouse video that'll probably be pulled from YouTube by the time you read this.
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17/09/07
Photoshop Tomsk & Fraser of KittenWar.Com - we're running an interview with them on Friday and we'd like YOU to help illustrate it. Add your kitteny photoshops to the linked thread. Cheers. - That's enough! Thanks for the images guys - interview going up on Friday.
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14/09/07
B3ta Newsletter issue 294, altogether now - sing the newsletter song, "Read our newsletter, for it is good, Read our newsletter, because you should, Read our newsletter, and pull your pud, Read our newsletter, it'll give you wood." Er. Or something.
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07/09/07
B3ta newsletter 293, out now - is it titled "I'm in ur hire car, killin your daughterz?", or "Luciano Pavarotting?", or even "People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fucking ledge and write a song about it?" There's only one way to find out. Click it.
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31/08/07
24/08/07
Newsletter 291, this week we've got an AIDS LOL special. Sorry about that.
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17/08/07
B3ta newsletter 290 - titled this week, 'It's officially OK to do a poo in the bath if you mush it down the plug-hole.' Which is nice.
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10/08/07
Newsletter 289 - oh yeah, you want it, you need it. Get clicky.
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03/08/07
27/07/07
B3ta Newsletter Issue 287, in your internet face - word up cyber-fruits it's time to get clicky with your head-dobbers.
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20/07/07
Newsletter 286, in your browser face, right now - or to sing this weeks special newsletter song, "O M G, we're going to do the ROFL, LOL LOL LOL, it's ROFL time for sure." At least that beats last weeks song, "Saag ah... loo loo loo, push pinepapple grind coffee."
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13/07/07
B3ta Newsletter 285, outus nowus - huzzah! Completely brilliant newsletter this week. You will quite literally explode in an orgy of joy-jizz. Huzzah.
found by robBeer Beer Beer - two days, two people, twenty beer glasses and over 1000 photos. My legs are still aching.
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06/07/07
B3ta Newsletter 284, ooot now - sorry for the lateness. We went to the Chinwag free booze for web tossers party and apparently drank all of the alcohol in the building. Ooops.
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29/06/07
B3ta Newsletter 283 - out now, yep, it's that time of the week, so get linky kids, down with the old school web 1.5 text newsletter.
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27/06/07
22/06/07
B3ta Newsletter Issue 282 - outish, nowish. We really should write more exciting copy for the front page links, but after finishing the newsletter, we can never think of anything else to say. DAMN IT.
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