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07/11/08
Newsletter 353 out now - filled with the best links in the world. There's mine and Daves "I Spot Internet Humour" thingie which we're dreadfully proud of. And of course lots of other stuff.
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31/10/08
Newsletter 352 - well bugger me, it's 9:00 in the morning and the newsletter is ready and we're posting it out. How on earth can this be happening? Erm, I've got a 11am meeting. Woo hoo.
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24/10/08
B3ta newsletter 351 out now, and published surprisingly early. Mainly because I want to get to park with my son - hope the rain clears.
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17/10/08
B3ta Newsletter 350 - out now! And thank God for that, we now want to go for a beer and a wank. In that order. In the pub.
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10/10/08
B3ta newsletter 349, ok the economy has gone to shit, our personal savings are worth nothing and there's no point putting off the inevitable suicide, but stay 10 minutes longer for our lovely lovely newsletter.
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03/10/08
B3ta newsletter 348 - this week we're not introducing it with a poem, but with the fresh smell of ham.
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26/09/08
B3ta newsletter 347, enter now for linky heaven. For we are the web St Peter, which is handy as it rhymes with B3ta. TUCK IN, THE WATER IS YUMMY.
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19/09/08
B3ta newsletter 346, cheaper than a delicious Twix, less chocolate and caramel too, but probably some sites that link to poo. WE ARE POETS.
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12/09/08
B3ta newsletter 345 - fresh like honey from a bee hive. Oh fuck writing crap poems - what about making up some crap jokes. Where do bees go when they break their legs? Waspital. What do Madness leave in the sink after doing the washing up? Suggs.
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05/09/08
B3ta newsletter 344, now it's written and out the door, we can confess our laptop's died, we lost our client work and then cried. ANYWAY. Tuck in.
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01/09/08
We're interviewing Ben Goldacre of Bad Science to celebrate the awesome news
his long awaited book is in the shops. Add your questions to
this thread.
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29/08/08
B3ta newsletter 343, available in ascii and it's free. We're not on twitter or facebook, so you'll have to old-school to take a look.
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28/08/08
Please build some puzzles for my game - you can add puzzles in a wiki format. HELP! I need your HELP!
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22/08/08
B3ta newsletter 342, full of links and stinky man-glue. But if you want financial news, try another site that's not fuelled by booze. WE PROMISE TO STOP WITH THE POEMS SOON.
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21/08/08
Your questions for Ben Wheatley - Ben is making a BBC TV Series called The Wrong Door. He's also a b3tan and we're interviewing him and want YOUR QUESTIONS. Add them to this thread or forever hold your peace. UPDATE -
Read the interview here.
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20/08/08
NEW ICON DAY! - new icons available to all boarders who give us cold, hard cash. All money goes to server costs. Thanks to Bloop, Dixon, Prodigy69 and Wil for providing

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. UPDATE: Bee was too big, now it's been replaced by Frunt's Nuke:

UPDATE: The board has spoke! The bee is back! (but with smaller wings)
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18/08/08
Tuesday 19th August. 12.30pm - outside Zavvi on Oxford St, near Tottenham Court tube station - B3tard Andy Shreerin is giving away 100 copies of his board game, recently branded criminal by police. UPDATE: Andy says, "We had a lot of fun yesterday. Thanks for shouting about it on the homepage - we had hundreds of people show up and queue reaching round the corner into Tottenham Court Rd. Very funny day. Great pictures - I'll send you the link once they're up."
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15/08/08
B3ta newsletter 341, full of links and lots of fun, pictures of leopards and sausages too, and a kitten doing a poo.
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12/08/08
Make a flash game and win £5k - E4 are running a compo, I'm writing a game (with your help,
diary here), and did I say the prize is £5k?
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08/08/08
Son, I'm B3ta newsletter 340, I only went with your mother because she looked like Charles Hawtrey, and I don't have a decent bone in me, er.. Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee!
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01/08/08
B3ta newsletter 339 links matured like the finest wine, The haters say it's more like cheese, let's hope the IRA break their knees.
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25/07/08
B3ta newsletter 338, here it is so let's masturbate. Full of links and nasty smells, suspicious stains and URLs.
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18/07/08
B3ta Newsletter 337, better everything it's linky heaven, coz when it comes to having web stuff, we know our members can never have enough. SORRY FOR THE SHIT POEMS.
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11/07/08
Newsletter 336 - it's best enjoyed with twix, or mars or a topic, fucking hell my horse has colic. (Poem written in 15 seconds flat - available for commissions too)
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04/07/08
B3ta newsletter 335, I bet you're glad we're still alive, because if we weren't there anymore, Friday afternoon would be a bore. YAY FOR SHIT POEMS.
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27/06/08
B3ta Newsletter 334 - it's out. Read it using your eyes, understand it with your mind and shit it out using only your bottom. WIN.
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20/06/08
B3ta newsletter 333 - it's Friday, we're late and nobody gives a fuck. Yep, it's the B3ta newsletter. Woo hoo!
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13/06/08
Newsletter 332 - out NOW NOW NOW. You need to read this - great quiz from Monkeon.
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06/06/08
B3ta newsletter issue 331 - we should be down this week, we've been on fire and official b3ta newsletter co-writer Dave is on holiday. But we've come out of the corner, fighting not dribbling.
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30/05/08
Issue 330 of the B3ta Newsletter - please get read-y, I don't wanna pleady.
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