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29/05/09
B3ta newsletter 380 out now, you sent in the links, you made the projects, you drew the pics, and we... we.... well, we chop it up a bit and turn in into TEH WORDS. And remember children, don't have nightmares, have nighthorses.
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22/05/09
B3ta newsletter 379, out now - it's the b3ta b3ta newsletter, and just to clear b3ta rhymes with peter and not carrot.
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14/05/09
B3ta newsletter 378, out now - in an attempt to lower productivity the world over, we've stuck the newsletter out on Thursday instead of Friday. Normal service will resume next week.
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08/05/09
B3ta newsletter 377 - featuring the bestest things on the internet this week. And possibly the worst. Oh I don't know. It has stuff in it anyway.
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01/05/09
B3ta Newsletter issue 376 - Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. And lots of wonderful things.
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24/04/09
B3ta newsletter out now - lots of lovely things all in a handy ASCII format idea for the internet. Take two before bedtime with a hot glass of piss.
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20/04/09
Vote for the most annoying fanboys is it Apple users? Or Joss Whedon fans? Your votes are important and the end result will be turned into a lovely book thing like I Spot School Misery.
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17/04/09
B3ta newsletter 374, out now, absolutely packed this week. Get stuck in before a big fat man scoffs all the cake.
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09/04/09
B3ta newsletter 373, a day early this week so that you can go to church and celebrate Jesus being hatched from an egg. Happy Eggmas members!
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03/04/09
B3ta newsletter 372, out now! - written by me and my wife. In a lovely cosy domestic scene of babies and dreadfully off colour jokes. We'll be getting social services round.
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27/03/09
B3ta Newsletter 371 - the only place on the web that's guaranteed to be incomprehensible to non-UK people, obsessed with cocks in a teenage boyish way that is just weird in people who are over 30, and geeky in a way that only science students could love. There's our demographics Mr Marketing people.
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20/03/09
B3ta newsletter 370, out now - we liked writing this weeks newsletter, we amused ourselves trying to actually think of some jokes for once. Normally service shall resume next week.
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13/03/09
B3ta newsletter 369 - out now. This week featuring foul plasticine base nonsense from Veitch, Cyriak glueing together all his recent animations and a small picture of a crying boy that will start fires.
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09/03/09
What's the best thing about the Credit Crunch - POLL - we need your votes so we can make secret and evil projects. BTW: Why is Elton John like collecting money on a buy-to-let? The rent keeps going down. Sorry.
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06/03/09
B3ta newsletter some infeasibly high number, out now! - this week featuring everyone's favourite serial kilers, Fred & Rose, some horrid gynoporn with lolcat jokes (our sides are splitting) and various misanthropic comments that make us sound horribly old and bitter. Huzzah!
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27/02/09
B3ta newsletter 367 - out now. Filled with Joel doing a Kitten War thingie, a lovely art school lady who wants YOU a B3tan to marry her (it could be YOU!) and lots of the same old crap that's in every week. But better crap than usual. Promise.
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26/02/09
What was the worst thing about school? - please vote in our poll, so that we can compile the results into a literally AMAZING web project. Or at least keep us busy for a few days anyway. - Thanks for all your votes - extremely useful.
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20/02/09
B3ta newsletter 366 - good b3ta projects this week, Youtube dubber allows you to mix the audio from one vid to the sounds of another, Joel has written a song that's actually quite amusing and there's a retro gaming rap that's way better than it should be. Get clicky.
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13/02/09
B3ta newsletter 365, out now - packed, packed, packed with the very best the internet has to offer, and if you don't read it you'll never know.
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06/02/09
B3ta newsletter 364 - out now, absolutely jam-packed with awesomeness. You will weep with sheer terror.
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30/01/09
B3ta newsletter 363, out now - full of the most awesome stuff in the world. Well, it's probably got some swearing, a few stories that are probably made up and a some stuff even geeks would squint at and think were a bit obscure.
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23/01/09
B3ta newsletter 362 OUT NOW, featuring everything you should be looking at online this week. (Except it doesn't contain facebook photos of people you used to fancy at school looking old and fat.)
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16/01/09
B3ta newsletter 361 - out now. Packed with genius. Complete awesome genius.
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09/01/09
B3ta Newsletter 360 - first of the new year and packed with the backlog of b3ta projects that were building up like blocked poos over Xmas. Huzzah.
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19/12/08
B3ta Newsletter 359 - out now. And this is the last newsletter EVER! Nope, but we're having a week or two off for Xmas, so see you in the new year.
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12/12/08
B3ta newsleter 358 - out now. It's the second to last newsletter before Christmas so tuck in before we eat all the mince pies.
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05/12/08
B3ta newsletter 357 - lots of stuff this week, there's Xmas cards from the Spastic Society, an evil version of SNURL just to cause trouble and also some advertising agency that wants to pay you £500 per idea they use. Huzzah.
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28/11/08
B3ta newsletter 356, out now. This week featuring your surprisingly controversial views on cooking with toasters. Blimey.
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21/11/08
B3ta newsletter 355 - out now. And blimey we're a bit fried. Roll on weekend. Oh yeah. Really we should write copy that sells the newsletter but after writing the damn thing I'm never in the mood. Um, this week featuring the BNP and Kunt and the Gang? SELL. SELL. SELL.
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14/11/08
B3ta newsletter 354 - out now! This week featuring simply every awesome thing in the universe. Including a hedgehog in a hat.
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