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11/05/12
B3ta newsletter 528, out now - this week featuring a hosepipe ban, ignoring Hitler & a lovely Chinese infomercial. You'll enjoy it or your money back.
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04/05/12
B3ta newsletter 527, out now - this week we want you to enter our biro art challenge, buy a horrible teacup that looks like a bog & tell us your stories of hoarding. HUZZAH.
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27/04/12
B3ta newsletter 526, out now - Dan Bull asking if Facebook is on the way out, a lovely logical fallacy poster and your chance to play dead Rambo. Get clicking pop clickers.
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20/04/12
B3ta newsletter 525, out now - featuring your excitement about the Lympics, hot girls singing about being hot (flatly) and your stories and confessions about being twatty.
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13/04/12
B3ta newsletter 524, out now - huzzah. This week featuring the travails of Henri le chat, the truth behind Goatse and a quiz about arses and bishops.
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06/04/12
B3ta newsletter 523 - this week featuring the video Cats Boobs Rainbows!'your amazing chance to love and own an 'Armando Iannucci Long Handled Shopping Bag' and of course Aliens: The Text Adventure.
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30/03/12
B3ta Newsletter 522, out now - featuring YOU, ME and a TREE. Actually no it features a very strange promo for a shopping centre, a Bulgarian 'Married With Children' and women's gym machines from the 1940s. Huzzah.
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28/03/12
Dreadful news about B3tan Edd Gould - who has lost his battle with cancer. Lots of lovely comments on the thread if you want to read or add yours.
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23/03/12
B3ta newsletter 521, our now - packed with stuff! There's a lovely song about doors, your chance to see exactly how much celebs look like mattresses and even East Berlin's dinosaur graveyard. Get clicking link pickers.
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16/03/12
B3ta newsletter 520, out now - really hope you enjoy it this week, there's lots here. We've got 5 signed copies of Capital by John Lanchester to give away. There's a great video of all the innuendoes in Master Chef. Also a wonderful poem - An Open Letter to 1998. What are you still reading this bit for? Click it.
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09/03/12
B3ta newsletter 519, out now - here you go girls the newsletter is on time this week and stuffed with great stuff. Horrid spiders thing from Cyriak, your guide to cooking meaty cakes and how algorithms can be written to spot arseholes. You need to read it. OOOH! And a compo to win 1 of 5 Darth Vader shirts.
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02/03/12
B3ta Newsletter 518 is ready to read. Stuffed to the gills, as someone clearly stopped the b3ta folks' ritalin and they've been making a million things. Cats / robots / politics / ice cream / vaccinations / geotracking / idiocy / QR codes - enjoy / ignore each of these at no-one's bidding but your own! Now!
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24/02/12
B3ta Newsletter 517, out now - really enjoyed putting this together for you lot this week. There's a T-Shirt compo to win sweary t-shirts, there's our guide to the worst shit you can find on Amazon, there's even a song about vegetables. We honestly believe this is the finest entertainment known to man and if you don't read it you'll be missing out life changing experiences.
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17/02/12
B3ta newsletter 516, out now - containing a competition to win a Brian Blessed T-Shirt, Weebl Vs Brian Cox and Martin Amis on Space Invaders.
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10/02/12
B3ta issue 515, out now - featuring Dredd meets kids' TV, optical illusions to fuck your eyes & toys with embarrassing names. Read it. NOW.
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06/02/12
Have you had legal issues with your parodies because of copyright? - The government is considering a law change giving people like us a right to parody. I've been asked to attend an event to give evidence to civil servants to support this. I'd like to mention some examples from B3ta. So have YOU had anything shut down over copyright? Personal examples WITH pics would be fantastic. - well we went in and argued for the parody exemption. Here's hoping! Thanks for your help.
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03/02/12
B3ta newsletter 514, out now - this week featuring your second lesson in beatboxing, how to stick GIFs on buses and a very cute frog. Huzzah.
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01/02/12
It's New Icons Day - Lego by Q4nobody.co.uk Optimus Prime by Emvee Cock by WormuIus Elephant by Peter RICK Get yours by bunging us a few quid to pay for the server.
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27/01/12
B3ta newsletter 513, out now - this week featuring a wonderful cartoon about the differing cartoon laws on sex and violence, a Fleshlight iPad attachment heralding the apocalypse and a Lego ZX81. Tuck in b3tans.
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20/01/12
B3ta newsletter 512, out now - featuring Sagan's cosmic beauty rendered in meat, Cliff Richard dying inside & Hello as sung by Hollywood stars. Huzzah!
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13/01/12
B3ta newsletter 511, out now - featuring sociologists reviewing kids books, us wittering on about Foxconn and some attempts at jokes which we promise won't make you laugh. Unless you're laughing at us for being shit rather than than with us.
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06/01/12
B3ta newsletter 510, out now - this week featuring a very wonderful episode of Pingu, rather a large amount of QOTW and when cement mixers attack.
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16/12/11
B3ta newsletter 509 out now - featuring clip art album covers, Christmas with James Bond and your weird OCD rituals. Dig in before the links get cold.
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09/12/11
B3ta newsletter 508 - reassuringly late. This week featuring huge cat gifs set to music, amazing whistling and your chance to put questions to David Hasslehoff.
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02/12/11
The lowering sky cracks open and a mighty trump sounds out the news that B3ta newsletter 507 is out now - featuring cute animals dressed as other animals; photoshopping in reverse; and more disgusting banana recipes than you'll ever need to know.
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25/11/11
Brace yourselves, as B3ta newsletter 506, is live and unleashed, much in the manner of the now-legendary Lenny Henry. Featuring flying washing machines, the ugly babies of classical art and all manner of amazing projects made by YOU - including a Nick Griffin hand puppet.
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18/11/11
B3ta newsletter 505, out now - featuring a song about Santa's laughter mocking the poor, a quiz from Monkeon about films and books and how to loop YouTube videos. Warning the official B3ta wife is doing a MA in Cultural Studies and added the words "neoliberalist hegemony" to the newsletter. Most of the other words are things like piss and bollocks. So you'll be ok with most of it.
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11/11/11
B3ta newsletter 504, out now - this week featuring horrible photos of Mummies, an interview with Jonti Picking and the bestest kitteny album covers ever.
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04/11/11
B3ta newsletter 503, out now - featuring awesome trannies singing Electric Dreams, Haka VS LSD and how to survive in prison. Get stuck in.
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28/10/11
B3ta newsletter 502, out now - featuring the best Masterchef innuendos,
an Apple catalog from 1983 & a plane landing without front wheels.
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