B3ta Newsletter http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/ The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com en-gb cal@b3ta.com Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:17:39 GMT "RIP Teletext. You were like the internet if it was bought from a pound shop." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue409/ SHIT LOLS - Best Xmas funny name ever. Promise.
SCHADENFREUDE - What a difficult word to spell]]> "I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue408/ PUNS - Are mightier than the swede
NEIGHBOUR HATE - Passive Aggressive WiFi]]> "I've finished all the chocolates in my advent calendar; why the fuck isn't it Christmas?" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue407/ KUNT - He's back with 'wank fantasy'
CHERYL COLE - Our new twitter friend
]]> "Free text file inside" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue406/ SONG - Dear Mandy
STAND UP - Your chance to do some comedy ]]> "Tea is for mugs" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue405/ PAWN - Cats for Gold
VID - Best Batman spoof ever]]> "u should make all the links in the 404 newsletter go to 404 pages. lol" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue404/ SPACKY - 2-frame animations
QUIZ - with Quizipedia]]> "We posted this newsletter three weeks ago! Bloody Royal Mail." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue403/ * RUBBISH TOWNS - All your nominations in full
* CHALLENGE - Can you fake history?]]> "Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted to know what a baboon might taste like." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue402/ QUESTION - Your HORRID fetishes
ANNOUCING - Sickipedia comedy night]]> "Nick Griffin may well be a horrid racist but at least he is not black" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue401/ MICROSOFT - Everybody loves Redmond
CHALLENGE - If Corporate Logos Told The Truth]]> "YOUR LATEX VAGINA ORDER HAS BEEN DISPATCHED" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/ TOON - Amazing Horse
GIF - Every 'Under Construction' pic ever
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