6.0.0 B3ta Newsletter http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/ The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com "RIP Teletext. You were like the internet if it was bought from a pound shop." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue409/ b3ta ADVICE - How to cure the shits with Bisto<br /> SHIT LOLS - Best Xmas funny name ever. Promise.<br /> SCHADENFREUDE - What a difficult word to spell "I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue408/ b3ta VIDS - Have a Hibbetty Christmas!<br /> PUNS - Are mightier than the swede<br /> NEIGHBOUR HATE - Passive Aggressive WiFi "I've finished all the chocolates in my advent calendar; why the fuck isn't it Christmas?" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue407/ b3ta WORLDFACE - Like Facebook but with countries<br /> KUNT - He's back with 'wank fantasy'<br /> CHERYL COLE - Our new twitter friend<br /> "Free text file inside" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue406/ b3ta BOOZE - 100 shots in 100 mins<br /> SONG - Dear Mandy<br /> STAND UP - Your chance to do some comedy "Tea is for mugs" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue405/ b3ta LOVE - Joel loves Ben Goldacre<br /> PAWN - Cats for Gold<br /> VID - Best Batman spoof ever "u should make all the links in the 404 newsletter go to 404 pages. lol" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue404/ b3ta SCARY - Man dressed as bat<br /> SPACKY - 2-frame animations<br /> QUIZ - with Quizipedia "We posted this newsletter three weeks ago! Bloody Royal Mail." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue403/ b3ta * CUTE - Sleepy things really are the best<br /> * RUBBISH TOWNS - All your nominations in full<br /> * CHALLENGE - Can you fake history? "Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted to know what a baboon might taste like." http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue402/ b3ta PHOTOS - Angry people in local newspapers<br /> QUESTION - Your HORRID fetishes<br /> ANNOUCING - Sickipedia comedy night "Nick Griffin may well be a horrid racist but at least he is not black" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue401/ b3ta FACT - Ad creatives are twats<br /> MICROSOFT - Everybody loves Redmond<br /> CHALLENGE - If Corporate Logos Told The Truth "YOUR LATEX VAGINA ORDER HAS BEEN DISPATCHED" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/ b3ta VID - Gordon Ramsey through microscope<br /> TOON - Amazing Horse<br /> GIF - Every 'Under Construction' pic ever<br />