*falls into oncoming traffic*
*silence*
^ silence is because I'm now in a coma
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^ silence is because I'm now in a coma
You get to tell little Gail Porter
who shall be acting as my assistant.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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Poor little Gail Porter.
I wonder how her lovely little bottom is.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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She's grown some tatties since the kids
so probably round and biteable, like her lovely little bonce.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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I believe she does, yes.
I am, she's way better now than she ever was before. She looks happier, too.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04,
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I haven't seen her recently
But there's nothing wrong with a completely hairless woman. It makes sci-fi roleplaying so much easier...
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07,
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Watch the Gadget Show
she co-presents it with Grey Haired Awesome Chap.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08,
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Is that on one of those televisual broadcasts
that are available through a box with moving pictures?
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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*googles*
She looks like one of the ladies from Alien Nation, I like that look.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19,
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Grey Haired Awesome Chap is very posh and Dadlike
I'd love to hug him call him Daddy, looking up to him with wide-open eyes
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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yes
but it's a church bell and you're too frail to pull the rope...
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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Argh, the badger training was a futile exercise
I shall train toucans to fly up and tap the bell with their beaks
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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Yay!
I love how they're taking the drug-addicts and drinkers most.
Yay for government-sponsored drug-dealing!
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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Yay for government-sponsored drug-dealing!
For crying out bloody loud!
*gets all cross*
*books Eurostar to go buy cheap smokes in Belgium*
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57,
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*books Eurostar to go buy cheap smokes in Belgium*
Stop it. That's what got me into it in the first place.
20 years later...
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01,
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The drug-addicts - us - smokers.
A sort of ... "captured market", if you will.
Nicotine - the LEGAL, TAXABLE addictive drug!
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55,
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Nicotine - the LEGAL, TAXABLE addictive drug!
*office lol*
Only if they are modified though according to the BBC.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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Just as long as it goes
to my new lung in 30 years, i'm not too fussed.
*coughs
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57,
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*coughs
We could all have new lungs installed
and pay for the theatre, drugs, anaesthetist, nurses and surgeons, and STILL have money left over from cigarette taxation.
Probably.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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Probably.
No, their whole bodies, not just the...
Oh, I see what you mean.
Sorry.
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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Sorry.
booo - this is gonna push my robo-hawking down the FP
DARLINGLOLS
ace as usual, monkey 'un
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54,
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ace as usual, monkey 'un
What is all this bollocks about getting money for scrapping cars?
has the world gone mad? There will be no retro cars left! bunch of winkers
Hello b3ta
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Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54,
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Hello b3ta
Oh... if we're talking perfect world then I'll have one of these:
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its a headline grabbing wheeze
that is neither practical or helpful, it sounds good but is really aimed at stimulating growth in the motor industry (just like the other recent government funded initiative to invest in construction) when they should bloody realise that a)no one has any money to spend on new cars and houses anymore and b)their aiming investment at the very markets that were over-priced and over-saturated and were the most in need of, and to blame for, the recession
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