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# "Bollocks"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:16, archived)
# don't you just hate it when that happens?
woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] There's enough..

... for everybody
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)
# "RIS?" ?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:15, archived)
# ""RIS?" ?"?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:15, archived)
# """RIS?" ?"?" ?"?"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:18, archived)
# """RIS?" ?"?" ?"?"?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:18, archived)
# pah, morons.

i liked the picture.

don't make me post the goatse version of this image.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:17, archived)
# rar!
this wins.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:20, archived)
# My EYES!!!
They BURN with the fire of ten thousand rising suns!!!

nice though :P
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:24, archived)
# i like that.
not sure what it is, but i like it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:28, archived)
# This
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] No snow here. Boo!
Vegetables
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)
# nice!
who needs snow when u can have smog!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:07, archived)
# yes
and who needs smog when you're blind and deaf!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
#
I'll second that.... though i don't know who said it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Yay!
Floyd.
(, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Another advert

Newman's not going to be chuffed when he sees this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Hehehe.
We need more adverts! I'm actually going to make a paper version of the monkey beer then wrap it around a can of beer... hehehe.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
# I had bottles of the stuff last year
labelled and everything
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:05, archived)
# yes!
the only thing better than beer is MONKEY BEER!
It's not for women
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:07, archived)
# But it's not for ladies!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
# I know, it says so in the alt text.
but surely you will allow them to serve it?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Protective goggles
must be worn.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:11, archived)
# of course they do
as requested by our lord and saviour Norm!
www.b3ta.com/board/5446691
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Cannae read alt text in firefuck
needs to be title text!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:13, archived)
# That's a lady
she can't drink it.
Ladies simply can't handle the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:16, archived)
# pffft
she's the barmaid and has her patented GMOS™©® protective goggles on.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Monkey beer ads rival guinness for creativity and style
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Is this fellow Newman, Duke?


(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)
# It is, I just of round to his house to laugh at him
I dread the day when he learns photoshop skills
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Time to go out for a few snifters, cheerio
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:13, archived)
# i think a billboard-sized print of this, woud be smashing.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] My compo entry...
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:16, archived)
# The Hagfish: Elvis of the sea.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Wow.
That's special.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:07, archived)
# pffft
well worth the 5 minutes i spent on it, i thought
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Grand!
And very odd!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I'm off to do some work.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:51, archived)
# work, in this weather
pffffft!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# holy crap.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# I say!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Nyum
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Yay for squirrels with handbags!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Ooh
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:47, archived)
# !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:52, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# tis a neat trick that...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:56, archived)
# pfffft!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:51, archived)
# mmmmm squirrel
mmmmm squirrel the newst fad food for UK eaters. they so dam good but handbags dot taste nice. Down with grey squirrels!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# very nice :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:48, archived)
# I like this :)
*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:56, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausages!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Missed a T there.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Foo'!
Good pic otherwise.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:48, archived)
# bugger
*ninja edit!*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:07, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:17, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:38, archived)
# brilliant !!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Hee hee
Make this a series! "it's not a catheter, it's a hand moulded, latex..."
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:41, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Woah! Oh dears...
My mother has MS and has been rather bad lately. Fucksocks.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:01, archived)
#
luckily i have fully recovered from my last relapse... it's a bitch of an illness hence my rather warped humour. hope she gets well soon
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Time for an advert
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Arf!
Topshop. Or was the fag already there?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:41, archived)
# I seeee...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# The fag's the only shopped thing there
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
I knew you wouldn't let me down Duke!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:40, archived)
# dink?
wouldn't monkey beer lite would be better?
Still good shoppage + ninja edit skills though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Eh?
crazy fool, you're hallucinating or something
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Dink?
*steals monkey beer from nearest boy*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Eh?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Ninja editor
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Hey!
Give it back or I'm getting you done.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Rinky dink!
you'll regret it...

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:44, archived)
# The choice of gentlemen
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Start 'em young


(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Damn right
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:02, archived)
# If only i could animate, then it wouldnt be quite so cheep and nasty
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Someone already made a whole series of pictures with Michael.
I forget who.

Edit: Not that you should care.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Deafo
im blind and deaf, so probably missed them
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:38, archived)
# that would be damocles
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:38, archived)
# yay
I'm (in)famous!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:41, archived)
# ...
Do they know? or are you intruding...?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Do they know what?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:43, archived)
# .
That you are in famous...

*dies from pun*..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:43, archived)
# now that's tenuous!
nicely done.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:45, archived)
#
/tumble weed

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:45, archived)
# ...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

EDIT: I wasn't expecting such girth, I thought I'd cropped it... ah well...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:13, archived)
# That baguette will have a nice sweat stain in the middle.
Here's a shitty panorama that doesn't deserve its own thread:



Yes, it's that drab outside. I actually made the picture a bit brigther in Photoshop.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:15, archived)
# is it
a nuclear bunker?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I wish.
It's an empty warehouse.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:17, archived)
# on a related note
I love this pic which I believe was taken by someone in Newfoundland some time last year.
(linked because it's not my work - although it's hosted on my space so I don't feel bad about linking)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:42, archived)
# at least yours
doesn't have a dirty great seam down the middle - nicely done
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:20, archived)
# I liked your pictures
and I like this one too.

Yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:23, archived)
# I feel a bit guilty
for spamming the board with basically unshopped pics, but I'm kind of excited since this is the first time in 3 years that I've been here that we've had a dump like this and the oens I've posted are the most spectacular of about 100!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:28, archived)
# I reckon if
I hadn't had a dump in three years, I'd photograph it as well.

And the first place I'd post it would be right here. Hurrah!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Seconded.
This snowstorm is going down as a legend.

And I'm going skiing this weekend!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:31, archived)
# heh
hilariously we have two astralians arriving sunday to house-sit for us while we take a trip to the UK. Weather there (both where the Aussies are coming from and where we're going) will be a bit different!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:34, archived)
# haha
Suckers. (The Aussies, not you.)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Panoramas = yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:34, archived)
# I may have one of the same sort of area
as the snowy panorama I posted down there but taken in the summer, I'll just have a rummage...

edit - never mind I think I must have lost it in the great accidental format of the summer of '05
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:38, archived)
# that is a
WOO
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha!
class
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Hur hur hur
But how did he pronounce sake?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:26, archived)
# gah
*bangs head on desk*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Sorry
*hangs head in shame*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:32, archived)
# he he
well it was obviously better in my head.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:33, archived)
# This is
fucking fantastic!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Fnurt!
This represents a laughing sound.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] All Together Now!

Your own



Personal



Cheeses!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:01, archived)
# haha
bindun but woosome!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:01, archived)
# I know but
the voices made me...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:06, archived)
# ta for reminding me


been meaning to post this (the idea looked better in my head, & probably should've stayed there)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:17, archived)
# lol..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:36, archived)
# I'd send that back if I were you missus.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Aww...


*backs up*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:57, archived)
# GHARK!
and crikey
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:57, archived)
# MONKEY


Look, a three-headed...etc.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Help ma Boab!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# That is actually quite scary :|

*fears, etc*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:59, archived)
# All hail this...thing
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)
# haha
Sucking like a lamprey but with my eyes from any given Saturday night!

woo.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)
# i'm going to make it my mission for the reast of my life
to make lampreys extinct... the toothy wee cunts
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# they
have so much potential. I'm going to do an orphanage full I think.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:01, archived)
# i'd never even heard of them until a few weeks ago. Are they a fish?
EDIT: Just google'd them. Ugly bastards.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:02, archived)
# see what I mean?
p-o-t-e-n-t-i-a-l
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:06, archived)
# hagfish are just as bad
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Is he wearing a
leather cap a la the village people? ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
I think it is
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:18, archived)
# i've been on that found photos place
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:22, archived)
# It's good see that she's not been on the Monkey Beer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:25, archived)
# yes, some good parenting,
which is all too rare these days
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Lampreys are revolting things
so are hagfish. I wouldn't eat either of them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:06, archived)
# my brother and I
once chased a lamprey down the river for about a mile trying to beat it with sticks.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Really?
I like that story, did you manage to kill it?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:10, archived)
# yes, we hooked it out of the river with a stick onto the bank
and gave it a good killing. We didn't know what it was but we were scared of it. So we took it home to ask our Dad and to take pictures of it.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Good! that's what I like to hear.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Aaaarrgghhh!
What happens next? He's going to fellate the lamprey's face off!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:19, archived)
# proud lamprey owner
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Yoinks!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:01, archived)
# That's some serious co-ordination they have going
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:02, archived)
# My first snowstorm!

Click for bigger/more detail.

Also autostitch is good but it couldn't handle all 13 pictures so I had to do a bit of fiddling with tatty shop and thus it's not quite seamless.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:48, archived)
# aww
I love snow!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:49, archived)
# This is a bit deceptive since
our house is partly below ground level in the first place, but this mostly fell this morning:

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Pfft.
That's nothing. On our daily shark hunt we had to dig out the helicopter.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:59, archived)
# blimey,
where was that taken?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Last one
I promise (since it's not in any way shopped. This was taken at about 7:30 this morning and it gives some idea of the volume of snow in the air and it looks pretty the way the flash hits all the flakes:

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:02, archived)
# just noticed the evil kitty at the bottom..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
I knew he was in one of my other shots, but I hadn't noticed he was in the kitty tower at the time I took that one.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
That's absolutely fantastic!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:49, archived)
# It is
if you don't have to go out in it!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Braw!
I have snow too but no enough
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:50, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Snow is fantastic
but I can't see what problems you would have with autostitch, I've done over 50 pictures in one stitch.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I guess
it's the size of the pics that matter

/plus: everybody seems to always have too little RAM, it's a modern day tragedy
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:54, archived)
# I have 512 MB
but should be getting another 512MB stick for christmas.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:55, archived)
# doesn't matter
whatever you do, you'll always have too little RAM

*gets all poetical*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:57, archived)
# 'lo you sexy grump!
*hugs*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:55, archived)
# 'lo lovely
humbug etc.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:56, archived)
# that's awesome, i'm jealous
especially since i burnt my creme brulee
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:55, archived)
# creme brulees are fantastic. Although not when they have been over-scorched I imagine
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# We're in the middle of a snowstorm, too.
I'll do an autostitch but here's something to give you an idea.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I'm SOOOooo jealous :(

Edit: *Checks outside again*
Edit2: Nope, still no massive snow drifts
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:59, archived)
# what part of the world are
you in?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:03, archived)
# the northeastern part of North America.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Well my shots
were taken on the Plateau Mont-Royal in Montreal.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Mine's from DDO.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:08, archived)
# ah so that would be
why you are also in a snowstorm :)
If there's ever a montreal area b3ta bash, I'll be sure to try and come.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I think we're the only two here.
There's a whole bunch in Ontario. Rawr has a list of where everyone is.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:12, archived)
# One more in Pointy Clairy
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:20, archived)
# damn, if I'd have known we could have arranged to go have
a beer or something - I've been sat around the house for a bit. Speaking of which, if anyone knows of any job oppourtunities for a sensible anglo with basic but not too patchy French who doesn't own a car... you can see why I've been sat around :/

edit- if you use msn try adding [email protected]
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:26, archived)
# I'll add you tonight.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:29, archived)
# Good lord. You're quite the lurker, eh?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:30, archived)
# almost
though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I have the feelign if I'd spent a bit more time on it
I could have done it, however after truding through the drifts to buy a 12 pack of beers I couldn't be arsed to work out what was up with the stitch.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:48, archived)
# hmm which to choose
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:50, archived)
# haha he looks so happy there


Right - i'm off out now. Bye all!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:52, archived)
# awww
that one's all cute!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)
# i have shit load of crap ones
goldenfanjita.com/gallery/images/Rikwagon/
haha woo though i've never seen that
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:58, archived)
# we need to make a Slick Rik one
i'm off....later!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)
# ciao have fun booyyyyyyyyeee etc ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 19:00, archived)

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