it's so quiet i figured we need some more jesus and bowie !
is my boredom that obvious ?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:34,
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is my boredom that obvious ?
I blame the shit episode of HIGNFY that was just on
I'd also like to ask having been forced to clean some up recently why kitty vomit looks and smells like chicken pie.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:37,
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cos it is
chicken pie.
thats the secret.
or..
possibly your kittin ate some.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:43,
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thats the secret.
or..
possibly your kittin ate some.
What I'd like to know
Is what talentless twat
shopped Joan Collins ?
Seamless ?
I don't think so !
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:50,
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shopped Joan Collins ?
Seamless ?
I don't think so !
Sorry kitty
I went off on a bit of a tangent.
BTW that's a fairly impressive number of posts for just 11 days.
My very good friend Cassie ! can't wait till next Newbie Tuesday to start posting herself.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59,
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BTW that's a fairly impressive number of posts for just 11 days.
My very good friend Cassie ! can't wait till next Newbie Tuesday to start posting herself.
i'm slightly embarassed by the amount of crap i've posted...
but this place passes the time. SO HURRAH FOR B3TA !
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:09,
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you tried to shoot me the last time.....
**hides behind bulletproof door**
just point the thing in its general direction and gently squeeze the trigger....
dont worry about the kick, it won't hurt**
**actually it will.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:46,
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just point the thing in its general direction and gently squeeze the trigger....
dont worry about the kick, it won't hurt**
**actually it will.
My Missus would be
UBER moist if I gave her that on Christmas day.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:49,
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and reckless rik's tail...
ok i made that line up..but not the bit about the tail..100% true.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20,
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I do not particularly understand
but being biased as I am, a woo for using Terry Hall
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26,
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as an aside
and a (very) tenuous link...The Selector are playing in one of my local pubs tonight...But i can't go as i am on call. Which is a bit shit.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:29,
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I know...
its The Selector with Pauline Black AND Rodha Daker from The Specials AKA :(
And it was only a tenner...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:36,
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And it was only a tenner...
The Rayners
in Rayners Lane...(West London)
I so wish i could have gone. Not an option though :(
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:57,
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I so wish i could have gone. Not an option though :(
100% of fact
back in the day before my Dad retired he had to go in the Rayners as a troubleshooter manager ( after the previous incumbent did a runner because he 'was scared' but he took the takings of course ).
It's a shithole, but for a pub does have a good sized back room for the odd band or two.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:30,
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It's a shithole, but for a pub does have a good sized back room for the odd band or two.
Fire!! Fire now!!
go on... you know.... you....
want to.
(free jaffa cake for a head shot)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:32,
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want to.
(free jaffa cake for a head shot)
*turns around*
*aims for TBL's head*
I don't get how I'm going to get the jaffas from this, but I'm still learning to shoot anyway so you stand a reasonable chance
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:36,
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I don't get how I'm going to get the jaffas from this, but I'm still learning to shoot anyway so you stand a reasonable chance
Hmm... as a part time instructer in the art of firearms
I already loaded that gun with blanks just in case such an incident would occur.. :-)
**keeps jaffa cakes**
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:38,
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**keeps jaffa cakes**
art of firearms???
the art is to smelt them down and use the metal for something productive. Fact.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19,
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that is most excellently done.
I can't see why you don't use my technique of 3 minutes frantic pasting with a sigh of " it's only b3ta, that'll fucking do them )
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:29,
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very nice.
whenever i try stuff like that, i alway forget to click the 'remove seams', checkbox
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:31,
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I love a good squog.
I took the liberty of fudging the colours too.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:45,
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I took the liberty of fudging the colours too.
i've come to accept i will never produce anything good enough to FP
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19,
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Join the club
Well, actually, there isn't one, but I'm going to make one. We'll have badges and everything.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21,
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Yes. Get me a
badge, an honorary life membership, a secret handshake... and some jaffa cakes. Lead on sensei.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24,
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WoW, you've never had a FP?
THAT sir is a crime
Edit: Have a Jaffa cake and a mint leaf
Edit2: Ah
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:25,
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Edit: Have a Jaffa cake and a mint leaf
Edit2: Ah
mmmmm
suprise sex me as well and I'm in heaven!
( no, I've never had an FP, i'm not exactly the stuff of b3ta dreams am I? I've pissed off every mod at some time and if not I've growled at their best mate. )
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:31,
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( no, I've never had an FP, i'm not exactly the stuff of b3ta dreams am I? I've pissed off every mod at some time and if not I've growled at their best mate. )
Hmm. Not tonight lady
I'm currently being a bitch etc., but I'm sure we can pencil it in sometime. Perhaps at that b3ta bash if we're both there.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:34,
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I'm currently being a bitch etc., but I'm sure we can pencil it in sometime. Perhaps at that b3ta bash if we're both there.
Oh my.
remind me to bring my toolbox.
Oh, and to delete my internet history, and hard drive, and mind. Eek.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:39,
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Oh, and to delete my internet history, and hard drive, and mind. Eek.
nah it never works like that
we`ve all pissed off moderators at some point, but they`re fair on the FP front
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:06,
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Try bribery.
i bought Cal (b3ta code guru) summat from his Amazon wish-list, a week later, i got my second (hardly spectacular), front page.
/Conspiracy
You've done plenty of good stuff. :D
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:25,
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/Conspiracy
You've done plenty of good stuff. :D
haven't made a small one
so cfb
that bunny is cute, but it needs more...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19,
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that bunny is cute, but it needs more...
You think that Mars is something the children bring around 2.27am on your birthday
Cad
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:20,
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Cad
Why thank you
*passes biscuit selection*
I ate all the good ones, but hey, I deserve them more than you
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:35,
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I ate all the good ones, but hey, I deserve them more than you
more..
potatoes, salt, pepper, onions, HUGE cooking pot?
perhaps?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21,
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perhaps?
"Rabbit? never had that before. Bet it tastes like chicken. Hah hahah."
:|
"More like Rabbit really"*
*actual conversation
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22,
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:|
"More like Rabbit really"*
*actual conversation
looks and cooks like chicken
but is a bit different. Tastes like weak soup when my mother cooks it, bless her. It's quite tasty when shot wild and cooked by someone who comprehends the term flavour.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26,
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Yay for Schnorbitz!
He's far from forgotten around here
www.b3ta.com/board/979142
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:39,
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www.b3ta.com/board/979142
Guess which b3tan(s) turned up in my daughter's nativity play...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:17,
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the best looking one.
oh bollocks, that's a can of worms. The equally lovely tutt then ;)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:18,
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*hands Jaffa Cake*
There's another one in there too. But I predict that no-one will get that one!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19,
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Nooooo, not me
but good guess, try again
EDIT: I was FAR cuter than that as a child
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22,
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EDIT: I was FAR cuter than that as a child
hmmm
I knew I was on the right track but I've never seen any b3tans as babies ( yet they have seen me, it's just a lack of reciprocation ).
Erm, Funtastic Pony Magic? or Fanj? wait, no purple bell-end.
Edit:/ ah, 'tis Kevin. Well done. Hope you got arrested for snapping pictures of kiddies in nativity. ( don't laugh, it's been happening )
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:28,
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Erm, Funtastic Pony Magic? or Fanj? wait, no purple bell-end.
Edit:/ ah, 'tis Kevin. Well done. Hope you got arrested for snapping pictures of kiddies in nativity. ( don't laugh, it's been happening )
That looks like
a young milknosugar to me.
There's no mistaking those classic good looks.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:23,
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There's no mistaking those classic good looks.
Shhhhh
don't tell, but I've been stalking him since he was 6.
And come Feb 25th 2006, all my plans will fall into place.
*laughs evilly*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26,
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And come Feb 25th 2006, all my plans will fall into place.
*laughs evilly*
I don't believe you
according to your profile you weren't born in 1953 when Kevin was 6 ;-)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:30,
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I followed the tutorial
and Jopie'd a picture of my brother and his wife on their wedding day:
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:52,
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Heh
I had my doubts about the Gimp's colour picker... Or possibly it was just my crapness...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:08,
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The bottom of the bouquet
looks ripe for a CDC and it is taking all my willpower not to do it ;)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:09,
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this
(Try ticking 'sample average' in the picker options.)
Good pic.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:15,
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Good pic.
aliens any one?
www.i3log.com/uploads/imbored_baby.jpg
and...... POP!
MODEDIT: Make your own images. Read the FAQ.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40,
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and...... POP!
MODEDIT: Make your own images. Read the FAQ.
that is NSFHC
I fucking despise deformed people with outie buttons. should be culled at birth. Along with politicians.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:44,
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I think the whole babie thing
is forcing the belly button to stick out.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:44,
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then down
with that sort of thing. I locked my mrs in a cupboard for 12 months. Luckily she was pregnant for nine of them.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:46,
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Not safe for human consumption.
outies are more vile than the contents of nappies and feet.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:47,
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outies are more vile than the contents of nappies and feet.
I'm bored so I'm going to post this
edit: you know you want to do it too. More points if you have a hat.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:37,
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edit: you know you want to do it too. More points if you have a hat.
you must smell
you appear to have two cans of deodorant, is it one for each armpit? Yes, it is
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:38,
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that's ok then
proove it,
take a picture of the one remaining one, next to a piece of paper with 'flanksmasher' written on it
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40,
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take a picture of the one remaining one, next to a piece of paper with 'flanksmasher' written on it
thanks doctor
I'll call you in the morning to give you an update on my health
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45,
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ha!
i just played connect-the-dots with your spots.
do i win a prize? :P
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42,
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do i win a prize? :P
depends
did you come up with the complete ordnace survey map for Hampshire?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45,
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i know
I needed a hat to make it all work but I don't have one.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:46,
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urban kittens
does anyone remember a post a whiles back about a book on urban kittens? I do very much want to find the site again.
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