b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 25098 (Older | Newer)

# it's so quiet i figured we need some more jesus and bowie !

is my boredom that obvious ?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:34, archived)
# I blame the shit episode of HIGNFY that was just on
I'd also like to ask having been forced to clean some up recently why kitty vomit looks and smells like chicken pie.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:37, archived)
# cos it is
chicken pie.

thats the secret.

or..

possibly your kittin ate some.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:43, archived)
# ^^^^
what he said.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# That explains everything
*Is enlightened*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# What I'd like to know
Is what talentless twat
shopped Joan Collins ?
Seamless ?
I don't think so !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# wtf ?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Ask
Guineapiggy
HIGNFY
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# ooohh
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Sorry kitty
I went off on a bit of a tangent.
BTW that's a fairly impressive number of posts for just 11 days.
My very good friend Cassie ! can't wait till next Newbie Tuesday to start posting herself.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i'm slightly embarassed by the amount of crap i've posted...
but this place passes the time. SO HURRAH FOR B3TA !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:09, archived)
# yay
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Eeek!!
kill it!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Make up your mind!
*re-aims*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:44, archived)
# you tried to shoot me the last time.....
**hides behind bulletproof door**

just point the thing in its general direction and gently squeeze the trigger....

dont worry about the kick, it won't hurt**






**actually it will.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:46, archived)
# holy shit.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:46, archived)
# *adds to Christmas list*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# My Missus would be
UBER moist if I gave her that on Christmas day.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# ooh
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# i saw my babbbbbbbyyyy
crying hard as babe could cry
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# What could I do?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# My baby’s love had gone
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# and left my babbbbbyyyy bluuuuuuue
nobodehhhhh knew!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# What kind of magic spell to use?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# "a little bit of this and a little bit of that"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# and shake your ...HEY!1
grrr
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# slime and snails!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# and reckless rik's tail...
ok i made that line up..but not the bit about the tail..100% true.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# it`s a prehensile cock!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Forgive me...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# I do not particularly understand
but being biased as I am, a woo for using Terry Hall
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# as an aside
and a (very) tenuous link...The Selector are playing in one of my local pubs tonight...But i can't go as i am on call. Which is a bit shit.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:29, archived)
# No fair.
that's more than a bit shit
and quite frustrating
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# I know...
its The Selector with Pauline Black AND Rodha Daker from The Specials AKA :(
And it was only a tenner...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Where was that at?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
# The Rayners
in Rayners Lane...(West London)
I so wish i could have gone. Not an option though :(
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# 100% of fact
back in the day before my Dad retired he had to go in the Rayners as a troubleshooter manager ( after the previous incumbent did a runner because he 'was scared' but he took the takings of course ).
It's a shithole, but for a pub does have a good sized back room for the odd band or two.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# bloody hell that`s just up the road from here!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Go aaanyway
*bad influence*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:37, archived)
# I keep reading that as 'go awaaaaay'
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Like I would ever say that
*doffs halo*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# For just £1 a week you can help
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# *removes safety*
*aims*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Fire!! Fire now!!
go on... you know.... you....

want to.

(free jaffa cake for a head shot)

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:32, archived)
# *turns around*
*aims for TBL's head*

I don't get how I'm going to get the jaffas from this, but I'm still learning to shoot anyway so you stand a reasonable chance
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Hmm... as a part time instructer in the art of firearms
I already loaded that gun with blanks just in case such an incident would occur.. :-)

**keeps jaffa cakes**

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:38, archived)
# art of firearms???
the art is to smelt them down and use the metal for something productive. Fact.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# that is most excellently done.
I can't see why you don't use my technique of 3 minutes frantic pasting with a sigh of " it's only b3ta, that'll fucking do them )
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:29, archived)
# They'll take what they're given and they'll like it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:33, archived)
# ohhhh yeah baby
that's the way uh,huh, uh,huh I like it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:38, archived)
# very nice.
whenever i try stuff like that, i alway forget to click the 'remove seams', checkbox
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:31, archived)
# top work there
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:32, archived)
# I love a good squog.

I took the liberty of fudging the colours too.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# i've come to accept i will never produce anything good enough to FP
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19, archived)
# add some kittens
and you'll be fine
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:29, archived)
# pfft
FP THIS NOW!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Join the club
Well, actually, there isn't one, but I'm going to make one. We'll have badges and everything.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Yes. Get me a
badge, an honorary life membership, a secret handshake... and some jaffa cakes. Lead on sensei.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# WoW, you've never had a FP?
THAT sir is a crime

Edit: Have a Jaffa cake and a mint leaf
Edit2: Ah
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:25, archived)
# mmmmm
suprise sex me as well and I'm in heaven!

( no, I've never had an FP, i'm not exactly the stuff of b3ta dreams am I? I've pissed off every mod at some time and if not I've growled at their best mate. )
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Hmm. Not tonight lady

I'm currently being a bitch etc., but I'm sure we can pencil it in sometime. Perhaps at that b3ta bash if we're both there.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Oh my.
remind me to bring my toolbox.
Oh, and to delete my internet history, and hard drive, and mind. Eek.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:39, archived)
# nah it never works like that
we`ve all pissed off moderators at some point, but they`re fair on the FP front
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:06, archived)
# oh right.
I'm just shit then ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Try bribery.
i bought Cal (b3ta code guru) summat from his Amazon wish-list, a week later, i got my second (hardly spectacular), front page.

/Conspiracy

You've done plenty of good stuff. :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:25, archived)
#
thank you
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# haven't made a small one
so cfb

that bunny is cute, but it needs more...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19, archived)
# aaaawwww
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# You think that Mars is something the children bring around 2.27am on your birthday


Cad
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# o_o
i.. well, i...


...what?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# EX ... ACTLY
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# madam, with these ferrero rocher
you are really spoiling us.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Damn RIGHT
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:25, archived)
# it's better than jaws.

so then. isn't this nice. more tea?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Why thank you
*passes biscuit selection*

I ate all the good ones, but hey, I deserve them more than you
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:35, archived)
# you deserve NAFFINK
certainly not my jammie dodgers =O
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:37, archived)
# more..
potatoes, salt, pepper, onions, HUGE cooking pot?
perhaps?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# "Rabbit? never had that before. Bet it tastes like chicken. Hah hahah."


:|

"More like Rabbit really"*


*actual conversation
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# looks and cooks like chicken
but is a bit different. Tastes like weak soup when my mother cooks it, bless her. It's quite tasty when shot wild and cooked by someone who comprehends the term flavour.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Let me clarify;
The second part was me
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:27, archived)
# that am nice
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Take a Moment
Remember Schnorbitz.



(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Response so far...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Shit me loins
he is on HIGNFY
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Schnorbitz, we salute you!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Yay for Schnorbitz!
He's far from forgotten around here

www.b3ta.com/board/979142
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Guess which b3tan(s) turned up in my daughter's nativity play...

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# the best looking one.
oh bollocks, that's a can of worms. The equally lovely tutt then ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:18, archived)
# *hands Jaffa Cake*
There's another one in there too. But I predict that no-one will get that one!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:19, archived)
# is it you
as a young scamp angel?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Nooooo, not me
but good guess, try again

EDIT: I was FAR cuter than that as a child
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# hmmm
I knew I was on the right track but I've never seen any b3tans as babies ( yet they have seen me, it's just a lack of reciprocation ).

Erm, Funtastic Pony Magic? or Fanj? wait, no purple bell-end.

Edit:/ ah, 'tis Kevin. Well done. Hope you got arrested for snapping pictures of kiddies in nativity. ( don't laugh, it's been happening )
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:28, archived)
# prove it!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:28, archived)
# That looks like
a young milknosugar to me.

There's no mistaking those classic good looks.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Did he tell you?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Shhhhh
don't tell, but I've been stalking him since he was 6.

And come Feb 25th 2006, all my plans will fall into place.

*laughs evilly*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# I don't believe you
according to your profile you weren't born in 1953 when Kevin was 6 ;-)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# somebody is going to get a slap
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:33, archived)
# who is that handsome angel?
tee hee!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:28, archived)
# .
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I like this!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# class!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes soup more interesting
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Yes.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:00, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Come back
Dave the Hat, all is forgiven!

Arf!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# mmmmm soup.
100 ways to wok your dog.

#32 : Boil his head.
cook with Korea
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:14, archived)
# CNUT?
Nope

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:00, archived)
# I followed the tutorial
and Jopie'd a picture of my brother and his wife on their wedding day:

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# nice one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!
Very well J'Opie'd...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:00, archived)
# yay
celebrate your wedding with a glass of chocolate milk
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Heh
I had my doubts about the Gimp's colour picker... Or possibly it was just my crapness...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:08, archived)
# The bottom of the bouquet
looks ripe for a CDC and it is taking all my willpower not to do it ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# this
(Try ticking 'sample average' in the picker options.)

Good pic.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Thanks
That's helpful - will try that next time :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Piff paff pouff
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# gorgeous !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:49, archived)
# haha.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Subtle.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# aliens any one?
www.i3log.com/uploads/imbored_baby.jpg

and...... POP!

MODEDIT: Make your own images. Read the FAQ.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# NORK!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# triboobed!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# that is NSFHC
I fucking despise deformed people with outie buttons. should be culled at birth. Along with politicians.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# I think the whole babie thing
is forcing the belly button to stick out.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# then down
with that sort of thing. I locked my mrs in a cupboard for 12 months. Luckily she was pregnant for nine of them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# ?
NSFHC?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
#
Not safe for human consumption.

outies are more vile than the contents of nappies and feet.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# I'm bored so I'm going to post this


edit: you know you want to do it too. More points if you have a hat.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:37, archived)
# you must smell
you appear to have two cans of deodorant, is it one for each armpit? Yes, it is
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# I just haven't thrown the empty one away
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# that's ok then
proove it,
take a picture of the one remaining one, next to a piece of paper with 'flanksmasher' written on it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# can't be arsed.
We'll all just have to pretend that i smell.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:41, archived)
# alright
It's ok, i smell too
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:50, archived)
# How queer.
take two monkey beers and complete bed rest.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:41, archived)
# thanks doctor
I'll call you in the morning to give you an update on my health
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# ha!
i just played connect-the-dots with your spots.

do i win a prize? :P
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# : (
no!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# depends
did you come up with the complete ordnace survey map for Hampshire?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# poo pirate
more like
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# i know
I needed a hat to make it all work but I don't have one.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Fool!
Patrick Moore can see through his.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# this is what really happened
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)
# jeremy beadle snuck up
to offer him a monkeybeer-mini?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# yes, and he has a little christmas friend
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# argh!
what have you done to my pretty picture?!?!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# visually raped it
sorry
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# that's no spoon
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# that's no spoon!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# arrrrgggggggg
*stabs*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# urban kittens
does anyone remember a post a whiles back about a book on urban kittens? I do very much want to find the site again.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:34, archived)
# dont bother now
there all dead
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:36, archived)
# there all gay too.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# h?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:33, archived)
# Phew!
Wouldn't want it to get warm.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# kung fu fingers
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)
# mooooooooooooo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:37, archived)
# aaaaaaargh

and woo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# blinguin.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# bling!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:26, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:34, archived)
# nice.
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:34, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# war, whats it good for?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# emo!
FLASH GORDON APPROACHING!
ITV3 9PM...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:33, archived)
# I love you
but we only have 25 minutes to save the earth.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)
# lucky
i dont think i can hold out that long *squeses it in*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds