LMAO !
i love the stand and eat liver picture in your profile..godbless adam ant !
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17,
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"this is a kiss up!"
edit: or kiss off.. damn that friggin` ex of mine for making off with my Violent Femmes :(
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:19,
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i don't get it, but i don't get much
jesus i really need a fuck, a no strings, dirty bit of sex
*gets out local paper*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21,
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*gets out local paper*
we`ll sort you out on tuesday mate.. we`ll get you some HOT LUBBIN`
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22,
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a tenner and a few drinks on tuesday and my disinterested arse is yours mate
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29,
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it's great
because I'm an old bastard who saw these live in '78.
However it always makes me think of the shop I could never be arsed doing. 'Hirsute boys'
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23,
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However it always makes me think of the shop I could never be arsed doing. 'Hirsute boys'
* sympathises *
(Is old bastard who saw lots of punk acts too)
.
Goodnight all - SERIOUS DRINKING AWAITS!
.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29,
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Goodnight all - SERIOUS DRINKING AWAITS!
.
Nah
MXC= most extreme challenge, where basically they dub that show and make dirty jokes the whole time.
It's ace.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23,
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It's ace.
heya!
*runs over*
*huggles*
Hope you are well, I had a lovely day with my Girlfriend :)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21,
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*huggles*
Hope you are well, I had a lovely day with my Girlfriend :)
*huggles*
Yay for girlfriends! I had a boring day studying today, but I'm all happy now, so that's OK :-)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22,
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Monkey Beer isn't for women, because of it's clean, crisp taste.
That woman is too close to that Monkey Beer, where are her goggles?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22,
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Mmm, A-10 tankbusters,
My favourite.
But they can't compare to the clean, crisp taste.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28,
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But they can't compare to the clean, crisp taste.
Quo
Does there exist somewhere a compendium of all the best Quo pics posted on here?
I feel the need to do some kind of flash anim of them, I just don't have (good) enough pics of my own..
Waits for 'threadwaste' flaming...
EDIT: Thankyou all
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06,
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I feel the need to do some kind of flash anim of them, I just don't have (good) enough pics of my own..
Waits for 'threadwaste' flaming...
EDIT: Thankyou all
Strangely enough, I've aleady tried that....
People don't usually put the word 'Quo' in the post
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09,
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heh I knew it would.. it`s how we used to tag them in the olden days!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14,
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I dont think so
Have you tried googling quo? or the glasscock site?
Also have a piccy
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08,
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Also have a piccy
baaaaalllllllls
somebody made a huge (22MB or something stupid) archive of quo pics
but as usual I can`t remember who
where`s Fnord when you need him...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09,
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but as usual I can`t remember who
where`s Fnord when you need him...
well... he's on 4rthur now
so he's probably about
edit: here's the archive www.dazfish.co.uk/b3ta/uploads/quo.rar
from www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=16232
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11,
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edit: here's the archive www.dazfish.co.uk/b3ta/uploads/quo.rar
from www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=16232
Downloading....
23MB!
EDIT: Christ almighty! There's one or two in there...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13,
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EDIT: Christ almighty! There's one or two in there...
the best quo pics?!
oxymoron, surely
i know there's someone who keeps a zipfile with every one he's ever seen posted, you could try and track them down
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09,
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i know there's someone who keeps a zipfile with every one he's ever seen posted, you could try and track them down
of course he had to use rar... most obscure of the in-use compression thingies these days
*goes back to zoo and lha*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20,
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Hidden Cockage, Anyone?
On a packet of puffs, too. God bless Morrison's packaging designer ;-)
Thanks, Ade
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05,
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Thanks, Ade
haha excellent
I'm fucking cheesed off I lost my 'disco biscuits' picture. I must make another ( patent applied for you lack of hummus buggers ;))
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02,
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meh, that's it for dial-up boy
searching for sources becomes a pain, i spent ages on my picture last night and it was still shit
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09,
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move in here for a while
so long as you don`t shit the bed, the missus will be OK
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:10,
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Voice of experience?
She ragging on you about the shitting the bed thing again?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12,
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She ragging on you about the shitting the bed thing again?
it happened ONCE
and ONCE ONLY
she`s never complained about the pissing though
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15,
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she`s never complained about the pissing though
She's probably just into that kind of thing
Or thinks you'll stop hitting her mother if she shuts up
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20,
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bloody wimmen, always conditions
cheers mates, i'll have to get a flat/room in the new year
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14,
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gah
I`d say bring them along, but no offence, I`d kill them within an hour, regardless of the parentage!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20,
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I like this a lot : )
Cept Vodka does strange dark things to me :S
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59,
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I was just this minute looking at this on MT
i raise you this:
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00,
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lovely
however that breakaway looks too cute to be nestle (for they are the evil ones).
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:38,
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replys to all concerned
i asked for some help..that is all..i was bludgeoned with abuse ...you people want to take your fists out of your bumholes for 5 mins..try a pineapple ,hope it stings
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:52,
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if it's any consolation... normally i'm a very nice person
but that was willfully illiterate
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53,
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I thinks we don`t know
grandmaofshoes is a good person to ask about vectors, and maybe eclectech
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53,
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SCAMPI FRIES
well fine, i don't have an illustrative image... see if i care
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57,
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well fine, i don't have an illustrative image... see if i care
haha
there is something satisfying about seeing an American lady psuedo-shouting the word 'MINGE'
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17,
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YAY
its that time of year again, the school holidays...
you want a baahwooon?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53,
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you want a baahwooon?
google
my friend.
If that doesn't come up with the goods, then were all fucked.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53,
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If that doesn't come up with the goods, then were all fucked.
Jesus, stop your whinging
You got it easy mate! you pull that stunt during the day shift and THEN you'd know what unfluffy really is.
Read the FAQ and you'll realise, people just don't take kindly to threadwastes
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54,
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Read the FAQ and you'll realise, people just don't take kindly to threadwastes
that`s a fair point
the day shift crew can be reet unforgiving
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55,
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oh aye there`s time when I`m sleeping, and time when I`m on the tube ;)
got a new job starting in January, so chances are I`ll pop on some time in February and get flamed by user 50000+ for being a newbie
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00,
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got a new job starting in January, so chances are I`ll pop on some time in February and get flamed by user 50000+ for being a newbie
I start my job in the new year some time
I'd rather just waste time and get paid, but hey, I guess I had to get a job eventually
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02,
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DOC!
*hugs* (don't panic, I'm just generally doing that this evening)
Not said 'ning to you in a while. So 'ning, etc. and how be you and the monkey?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01,
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Not said 'ning to you in a while. So 'ning, etc. and how be you and the monkey?
Hello babe!
*hugs*
Me and the monkey are just fine!
*peels banana*
*parties*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02,
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Me and the monkey are just fine!
*peels banana*
*parties*
but
this post alone is bigger than his, therefore you've wasted more page space than his original post.
i've never understood threadwaste flaming, 20 posts complaining about a single line pushing pictures off the board.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59,
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i've never understood threadwaste flaming, 20 posts complaining about a single line pushing pictures off the board.
Did you see me flaming?
I'm just giving the bloke an explanation, I think people deserve this
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00,
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the board carrys a certain number of threads not posts
as long as no more threads are created we can reply to one thread as much as possible.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01,
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ok
but it remains a poor excuse for people to gang up on others. all we're talking about is having to click 'older messages', which doesn't realy warrant peope saying they're going to punch your face in until you die.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:10,
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I think that was mostly due to abuse
of the English language rather than the wasted thread. There's no rule against no picture threads (see FAQ) but when silly noobs/lurkers post a silly request that can be solved by visiting the wonderous google they get a good flaming.
It brings the b3tans together.
Like Christmas with relatives but less abuse.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:18,
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It brings the b3tans together.
Like Christmas with relatives but less abuse.
hey
calm down, b3ta has been a pictorial site for a while. At the same time guys, look at the number and remember, treat peaople with respect
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55,
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I gave you some genuine help.
And I'll give you some more. This place thrives on pisstaking and posting anything without an image can set the best of us off.
Just chill out, you have to be as nasty as the rest of them in order to survive.
Don't think everyone is a cunt. Even though we are.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56,
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Just chill out, you have to be as nasty as the rest of them in order to survive.
Don't think everyone is a cunt. Even though we are.
it was not always a pre-requisite to post a picture
we used to chat and post links. Please don't be so harsh
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58,
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hey this I know
and only yesterday I pointed out that the faq says you don't need to post a picture. I was trying to be helpful by explaing that this is the reason for his lambasting. Right or wrong. You should note he asked for a tutorial and I gave him one.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00,
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you used the words right or wrong
I was being an ageist
tutorial was great, I was merely pointing out a fact that I thought was an adjunct to your post
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02,
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tutorial was great, I was merely pointing out a fact that I thought was an adjunct to your post
yeah I know.
Unfortunately my current b3ta account gives people the impression that I am not as long in the b3ta tooth as they might think. I've been here almost since day 1, I've only recently become vociferous and confident enough of my shit to post it.
edit:/ and of course mister Bear you should also again note that I've been the one to offer sage advice and not abuse. Your complaints might be better directed elsewhere.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05,
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edit:/ and of course mister Bear you should also again note that I've been the one to offer sage advice and not abuse. Your complaints might be better directed elsewhere.
you shall lurk no more
HEAAAAALllllllll the heathen
hahahhahaab ~=8.)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08,
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hahahhahaab ~=8.)
I used to post
but I had a different account which I lost all knowledge of during a busy year of work. But I only posted to tell people I liked their shit. I could barely open a new image in photoshop in those days. I was a CAD man ( still am when I can be arsed ) but 3d images of office construction don't float many boats. Now I'm a man of leisure and I post any old shit.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11,
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Not at all.
I'm disturbed, not fucking mental. However my propensity for inane chat does kind of lend itself to there. I do have an account, if I can remember what it is. Here we go again...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:19,
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Oh for fuck's sake.
Reply to the thread down there, you don't need to start a new one.
You are a mong whose arse is covered in thistles.
Learn to fucking spell and punctuate correctly.
Your face smells like an AIDS-infected crab has vomited in a dead horse.
Your grandmother has incredibly kinky bumsex with tramps. This involves whips, chains, all-over lycra bodysuits and watersports.
Also, shut up and stop being a willymouthed fannyspazzer.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56,
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You are a mong whose arse is covered in thistles.
Learn to fucking spell and punctuate correctly.
Your face smells like an AIDS-infected crab has vomited in a dead horse.
Your grandmother has incredibly kinky bumsex with tramps. This involves whips, chains, all-over lycra bodysuits and watersports.
Also, shut up and stop being a willymouthed fannyspazzer.
We love a good barrage of abuse around here.
If you don't, it would pay to watch the board for a while before posting anything.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04,
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Don't worry...
Just post a pic of loveliness and all will be forgiven.
Probably.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13,
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Probably.
hehe
Didn't they remix the Babybell music with Autobahn?
Ba-ba-ba-ba-babybell*
*doesn't quite work in text form
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40,
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-babybell*
*doesn't quite work in text form
there`s a great version of it on Atmospheric Synthesizer - 2 cassettes of cover versions of synth classics
mmm mmmm MMMMM!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46,
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arrgh! don`t touch me with your ultra fertile cock!
how the devil are you?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49,
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how the devil are you?
oh... that explains it...
you're pregnant, i just thought you were grotesquely obese
and ugly
and you smell like a goose
A FUCKING GOOSE
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51,
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and ugly
and you smell like a goose
A FUCKING GOOSE
Cassettes?
fantastic!
Out of date data storage wins
/has Kraftwerk on vinyl
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53,
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Out of date data storage wins
/has Kraftwerk on vinyl
me mind is a blank.. I`ve had 5 pints
and now I`m starting on the hard stuff
.. black coffee
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02,
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.. black coffee
Relatively new
live album.
Quite nice, IMO
woah man, black coffee? You're a real man.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04,
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Quite nice, IMO
woah man, black coffee? You're a real man.
ahh got ya.. I`m not a huge fan of Teh Werk to be honest, but I don`t know much of their stuff either, so I`ll plead ignorance (for a change)
OH ... Radioactivity ;)
also, I may crack open a beer in a mo... REAL MAN \m/ ROCK \m/
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08,
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also, I may crack open a beer in a mo... REAL MAN \m/ ROCK \m/
Always up for a quick one before bed!
That's a nice one too - Much better than Kraftwok...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48,
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Mmm, Kraft slices
aka American cheese
aka the cheese that never was
aka yummy for no good reason
HAH sir you're a genius
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:50,
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aka American cheese
aka the cheese that never was
aka yummy for no good reason
HAH sir you're a genius
vector tutorial
can anyone point me in general direction of vector drawing tutorial please help i is clueless.. i wanna do a photo realistic image of my ugly mug
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34,
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through
the magic of that pic, you do realise that the duck will never ever get to that slice of bread and all you are doing is forever mocking it.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40,
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I like the way
you shopped out that massive swarm of identical ducks from the picture.
Go on, post the original.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43,
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Go on, post the original.
Are you about/posting for at least another 10 minutes or so?
*doesn't admit to kinda stalking a little already*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22,
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i imagine i'll be here a while
is this the good kind of stalking where we conversate on b3ta or is it the sitting-outside-my-window-with-a-camera kind of stalking?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24,
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It's the pretty harmless 'following about on the board and vaguely fawning' kind
It rarely enters 'real' life
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28,
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right then
*sits on pedestal in "the thinker" position, gazes at sky and absentmindedly flexes muscles*
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:32,
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ja
www.sketchpad.net/illustr.htm
probably best not to start a new thread for this though
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39,
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probably best not to start a new thread for this though
"i is"
makes me want to punch you in the face until you die... and then keep punching until all that's left is some form of paste
this clearly won't happen, but i'm imagining it and wanking
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39,
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this clearly won't happen, but i'm imagining it and wanking
Would you wank live on GMTV if Dick and Judy were still presenting?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42,
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Less of the cumming
There's There are ladies present
probably somewhere
(Jesus, my grammer sucks tonight)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51,
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probably somewhere
(Jesus, my grammer sucks tonight)
gawwwd why don`t you just try to start a text only thread or something while you`re at it!
;)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58,
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it's probably for the best
the children would be too pretty for this world
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44,
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to shit for brains{lemony}
is your middle name arse..if not it should be
all i am after is some help u bitter person
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43,
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all i am after is some help u bitter person
no... don't you see what they did
lemony... bitter... lemony... bitter
god i hope that was on purpose
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:47,
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god i hope that was on purpose
methinks
a book on the basic use of English would be a good place to start.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44,
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What you need
is some help about how to be less shit.
Do you know why?
Because you're shit.
Do you know how I know you're shit?
It's because you look, smell and act like a shit.
You are a weebloating badgerminge, and you can't spell, because your fingers are made of gay.
And if you're talking to Lemony, why reply to my post?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:45,
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Do you know why?
Because you're shit.
Do you know how I know you're shit?
It's because you look, smell and act like a shit.
You are a weebloating badgerminge, and you can't spell, because your fingers are made of gay.
And if you're talking to Lemony, why reply to my post?
Eloquent and fantastic
with magical useage of words and my new favorite phrase: "Your fingers are made of gay".
You Miss, are a genius... :)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48,
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You Miss, are a genius... :)
You could mail Julian Opie
and tell him what a no talent cunt he is. I expect he won't wish to help you though.
It would help to know what software you own but let our own Strawberry Dragon point you in the right direction.
www.strawberrydragon.com/tutorial/vgtutorial.htm
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43,
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It would help to know what software you own but let our own Strawberry Dragon point you in the right direction.
www.strawberrydragon.com/tutorial/vgtutorial.htm
yay!
I am much more useful than the Julian Opie!
Shame I've not worked out how to make a career out of two minute vector drawings yet though :/
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51,
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Shame I've not worked out how to make a career out of two minute vector drawings yet though :/
Yeah
I'm currently working on redoing those, and adding some knew ones on using photoshop to make cartoons.
By "currently working on" I mean "thinking about doing at some pointwhen I can be arsed".
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54,
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By "currently working on" I mean "thinking about doing at some pointwhen I can be arsed".
this wont help, but it'll make you feel better
about being a dufus
da de dada da dade dade dade, da
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43,
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da de dada da dade dade dade, da
The thing is...
I'm at work and I really didn't need my 'puter to blare that toonage. You should'ave seen the looks.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00,
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ha ha ha
sorry, at least it didn't shout
THE BOSS IS A CUNT
or similar :)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04,
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THE BOSS IS A CUNT
or similar :)
For no other reason than
I hate Hucknall and i'd like to see him in a lot of pain with a gaping chest wound while sat in a pretty neighbourhood.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32,
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I hate Hucknall and i'd like to see him in a lot of pain with a gaping chest wound while sat in a pretty neighbourhood.
thats a perfectly legitimate
and wholly satisfying reason to me.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32,
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I'm certainly glad...
My head's not that big...
'twould loll about a bit
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35,
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'twould loll about a bit
I watched "saw" today
nice film, not enough Mick Hucknall, i agree though
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34,
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Haha .Wouldn’t we all.
he seems to have green foliage for hair too.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35,
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That's gingers for you
they would rather have foliage for hair than the wiry brillo pad like substance God has "blessed" them with...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:37,
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spread it all over my peelin` skin babe, that feels real good!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:31,
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Sittin' on the peaches
lookin' at the beaches.
I met Jet Black once. He was alright.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:33,
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I met Jet Black once. He was alright.
that pic reminds me of jollyjack's furries
:/
is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:36,
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is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Stimo Don't Surf.
But he loves the smell of Napalm in the Morning!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:13,
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I hope you`ve aligned the tape heads
OH I thought you said SPECTRUM
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20,
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OH I thought you said SPECTRUM
haha
when are you going to realise that you can't just turn up here and decide to make a one man meme from some strangers pictures?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:24,
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Ohhhhh....
I thought one may have excaped from the Zoo or something...
Edit:
/quietly wonders why pengies don't live in the arctic...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20,
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Edit:
/quietly wonders why pengies don't live in the arctic...
why?
They just don't originate from there, but the Antarctic. It's polar bears that come from the arctic.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:28,
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Well I understand that much...
Seems to me that the conditions up north are quite similar to the conditions in the south. Perhaps predation in the north would prevent thier thriving.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34,
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There actually used to be flightless auks in the arctic
which filled a similar niche to penguins.
But humans killed them all :/
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38,
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But humans killed them all :/
hey mongy
just back from the pub mate.. 5 pints and talking shop.. usual story!
how`s teh new job?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:12,
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how`s teh new job?
hehe, rubbish but it will see me through christmas
you going out next week?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14,
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I am indeed
I shall bring your wee pressie along to brighten up your evening, resulting in
"uh, I was drunk mate, and lost it"
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:15,
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"uh, I was drunk mate, and lost it"
I don`t even know where it is
.. somewhere near.. er... King`s Cross maybe? can you drop the car home and train in?
edit: or park it here and crash over
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19,
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edit: or park it here and crash over
fuck, i haven't even looked
i could crash at yours but how would we meet up?
we'd be very late if i picked you up from work
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:21,
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we'd be very late if i picked you up from work
nah mate I`m still at Victoria
hit the M40 and come off* at the Polish War Memorial, and dump the car here, then get teh tube into Larndin
*drive, not wank
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:23,
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*drive, not wank
anywhere off
Pancras street or College way after 6pm. Just pick it up before 8am. It's pretty quiet apart from the odd tart who does not have the clout to stand nearer the station.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:22,
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No idea.
When are we talking? I'm in Milton Keynes over Xmas, in Hammersmith two days after boxing day but back to Manchester after that unless there are other options.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:25,
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ack pop down for a pint
.. sure I`ll meet you at Hammersmith or sommat
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:27,
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I shall publish my
itinery as soon as I escape for a pint am told what it is.
I don't mind sorting an impromptu bash out. My preferred weapon of choice would be the Hop Poles on King's street, Hammersmith. I have at least one bed in town for a discerning gentleman. And a floor for the idiots.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35,
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I don't mind sorting an impromptu bash out. My preferred weapon of choice would be the Hop Poles on King's street, Hammersmith. I have at least one bed in town for a discerning gentleman. And a floor for the idiots.
no idea where that is
but Hammersmith is on the tube back home, so I don`t got no excuse, IT WAS MOYDA
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40,
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it's
300 paces beyond the palais, over the road from the bus station and within blinking distance of the coca cola offices. Basically it's on King Street in the town centre nearest the Hammersmith flyover roundabout and attracts young ladies that don't mind drunk old men flirting with them.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46,
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MORE BOWIE.....MORE JESUS !!!!!
but the bowie has the better mullet and probably the tighter trousers..etc
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10,
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he must have had thee pair a white sacks for a poun` stuffed down there
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:13,
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he! it`s muscle-y manga bloke out of .... that err manga thing
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16,
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*spits beer on screen*
HE has a cloudywolf decoration thing. I never thought of it as a door knocker ROFL
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:29,
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grrr
I'm vectoring that FF chap at the moment.
well spotted though
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14,
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well spotted though
blimey I was gonna say final fantasy
*does the battle music*
doot da-doot da-doot do-do-doooooooooooooooooo
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16,
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doot da-doot da-doot do-do-doooooooooooooooooo
I would not
have had a clue other than I was googling for Japanese manga to vector and came up with a shitload of FF pictures. You my give me a Viking blood angel if I ever play any of that childish shite.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19,
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well if your head isn`t infected, it should be now...
get this fucking annoying catchy tune down your ear holes
and try listening to that for the 40000 battles it takes to build up your characters!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:26,
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and try listening to that for the 40000 battles it takes to build up your characters!
The Revs
pic needs to be balanced out with something fluffy. So have a (seamless) pic of my Mums cat dressed up as "The Laughing Cavalier".
EDIT: Actually, the damn fluff has a touch of the evil about it...
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:00,
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pic needs to be balanced out with something fluffy. So have a (seamless) pic of my Mums cat dressed up as "The Laughing Cavalier".
EDIT: Actually, the damn fluff has a touch of the evil about it...
Hahah
You think Mars is something your American relative's mom dreamed up to get you through nursery school
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:02,
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it`s very Hallowe`en III - Season Of The Witch
;)
edit: top story about the silver dollar!
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03,
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edit: top story about the silver dollar!
thank god somebody still on here is old enough to remember that!
"eight more days to Hallowe`en..."
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:07,
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"eight more days to Hallowe`en..."
The
advert that was meant to trigger it all off though had one of the most irritating rhymes ever devised.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:08,
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Was that the one
with the masks that made their heads turn into snakes or something?
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:09,
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that`s the badger
with the little microchip in the back.. because that`s what they do
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10,
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yeah
the labels were meant to have bits of some cursed rock in or something, so some evil person could show the world the true meaning of halloween by having the kids heads turn into snakes and stuff.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:11,
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I`ll bet their are "evil pumpkin mask" fetish clubs on the net
.. and if not, there should be
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:18,
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.. and if not, there should be
Rev!
*hugs etc.*
How do scary sir?
Edit: Odd thing perhaps, but I'm particularly liking your shadows balance today
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53,
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How do scary sir?
Edit: Odd thing perhaps, but I'm particularly liking your shadows balance today
Heh, miserable
But enough of the emo crap ;)
And I just realised I have just over 1000 posts left until 10k. Eek.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55,
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And I just realised I have just over 1000 posts left until 10k. Eek.
Just moody I guess*
But I'm alright, just silly/bitchy etc.
*may not be true
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03,
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But I'm alright, just silly/bitchy etc.
*may not be true
:¬O
hows you been matey? you should make a childrens book with these pictures in :0)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55,
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not bad thank ya!
childrens books are in the making! honest gov! :o)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:02,
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Just logged on and this is the first thing I see.
Wonderfull stuff as usual Rev.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59,
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Don’t apologise please.
I meant it was a great picture to log on to. Hopefully, a good omen for the rest of the evening.
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:07,
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*snogs*
Great, as usual.
(oops, I realise everyone says 'as usual' to your pics... we're not trying to imply anything.)
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Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:04,
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(oops, I realise everyone says 'as usual' to your pics... we're not trying to imply anything.)
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