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[challenge entry] Last one.........
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Are you American?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:16, archived)
# No
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Ah
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:18, archived)
# LMAO !
i love the stand and eat liver picture in your profile..godbless adam ant !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# "this is a kiss up!"
edit: or kiss off.. damn that friggin` ex of mine for making off with my Violent Femmes :(
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:19, archived)
# i don't get it, but i don't get much
jesus i really need a fuck, a no strings, dirty bit of sex
*gets out local paper*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# we`ll sort you out on tuesday mate.. we`ll get you some HOT LUBBIN`
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# i don't really need hot, just disinterested sex will do
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23, archived)
# ... spud and noodle?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23, archived)
# a threesome of hot pussy action
no doubt thet have had worse
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# a tenner and a few drinks on tuesday and my disinterested arse is yours mate
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# It is a little obscure...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:25, archived)
# it's great
because I'm an old bastard who saw these live in '78.

However it always makes me think of the shop I could never be arsed doing. 'Hirsute boys'
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23, archived)
# * sympathises *
(Is old bastard who saw lots of punk acts too)
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Goodnight all - SERIOUS DRINKING AWAITS!
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Hershey's chocolate = foulest thing in the universe


(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:27, archived)
# That was also said...
about Sham69 by the heathen quarters!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:30, archived)
# My favourite programme...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13, archived)
# MXC style?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# eh?
That went straight over my head, please explain?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# American BMX ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Hmmmm
Don't think I want to believe you...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I`m reet trustworthy ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Nah
MXC= most extreme challenge, where basically they dub that show and make dirty jokes the whole time.
It's ace.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# hurrah for Tarrentino
and hello Mrs Veritas
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# Hello Dan!
*waves*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15, archived)
# heya!
*runs over*
*huggles*
Hope you are well, I had a lovely day with my Girlfriend :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# *huggles*
Yay for girlfriends! I had a boring day studying today, but I'm all happy now, so that's OK :-)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# hurrah
:D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Having fun in the National Gallery
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# monkey beer
ohhh and other things

Woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Woo
very Banksyesque
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Monkey beer!
*chugs*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Monkey Beer isn't for women, because of it's clean, crisp taste.
That woman is too close to that Monkey Beer, where are her goggles?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Mmm, A-10 tankbusters,
My favourite.
But they can't compare to the clean, crisp taste.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Olde-mash'n rules!
Woo Yay!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Quo
Does there exist somewhere a compendium of all the best Quo pics posted on here?
I feel the need to do some kind of flash anim of them, I just don't have (good) enough pics of my own..

Waits for 'threadwaste' flaming...

EDIT: Thankyou all
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# a start
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Strangely enough, I've aleady tried that....
People don't usually put the word 'Quo' in the post
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# try "laughing in the face of disaster" ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# That does actually bring quite a few up!
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# heh I knew it would.. it`s how we used to tag them in the olden days!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I dont think so
Have you tried googling quo? or the glasscock site?

Also have a piccy


(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)
# baaaaalllllllls
somebody made a huge (22MB or something stupid) archive of quo pics

but as usual I can`t remember who

where`s Fnord when you need him...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# well... he's on 4rthur now
so he's probably about

edit: here's the archive www.dazfish.co.uk/b3ta/uploads/quo.rar

from www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=16232
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Downloading....
23MB!

EDIT: Christ almighty! There's one or two in there...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13, archived)
# that guy is fucking OBSESSED
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# bring back
fnord!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# due to safety deffects
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# the best quo pics?!
oxymoron, surely

i know there's someone who keeps a zipfile with every one he's ever seen posted, you could try and track them down
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# of course he had to use rar... most obscure of the in-use compression thingies these days
*goes back to zoo and lha*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20, archived)
# Quoage...
Look Below!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20, archived)
# here's a better link...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Hidden Cockage, Anyone?
On a packet of puffs, too. God bless Morrison's packaging designer ;-)



Thanks, Ade
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# thats ok Ade
hurrah for cocks
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:07, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# i love my happy pills
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# haha excellent
I'm fucking cheesed off I lost my 'disco biscuits' picture. I must make another ( patent applied for you lack of hummus buggers ;))
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# I like your happy pills too
woo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# and these just even me out
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# you`ll get a slap in a minute!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# meh, that's it for dial-up boy
searching for sources becomes a pain, i spent ages on my picture last night and it was still shit
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:09, archived)
# move in here for a while
so long as you don`t shit the bed, the missus will be OK
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Voice of experience?

She ragging on you about the shitting the bed thing again?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# it happened ONCE
and ONCE ONLY

she`s never complained about the pissing though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15, archived)
# She's probably just into that kind of thing
Or thinks you'll stop hitting her mother if she shuts up
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20, archived)
# bloody wimmen, always conditions
cheers mates, i'll have to get a flat/room in the new year
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# don`t be gay
stop over here for a bit
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15, archived)
# it's teh kids man man man
you know that man
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:19, archived)
# gah
I`d say bring them along, but no offence, I`d kill them within an hour, regardless of the parentage!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:20, archived)
# They
must come from the same family as my downers...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:07, archived)
# i've had them, i like them
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:15, archived)
# going for adventures with vodka

a repost
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# I like this a lot : )
Cept Vodka does strange dark things to me :S
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# You
think thats bad! Just you wait til you open the bottle.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# I was just this minute looking at this on MT
i raise you this:

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# I like this too
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# *all in*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# that's
prettiful
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 6:45, archived)
# lovely
however that breakaway looks too cute to be nestle (for they are the evil ones).
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:38, archived)
# If only the vodka were so cheery in the morning...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# alcohol is bad
m'kay?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# replys to all concerned
i asked for some help..that is all..i was bludgeoned with abuse ...you people want to take your fists out of your bumholes for 5 mins..try a pineapple ,hope it stings
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# if it's any consolation... normally i'm a very nice person
but that was willfully illiterate
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Except when people abuse hats
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# I thinks we don`t know
grandmaofshoes is a good person to ask about vectors, and maybe eclectech
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# A FUCKING GOOSE!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# PIG SNACKS!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# SCAMPI FRIES

well fine, i don't have an illustrative image... see if i care
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# 133ch!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# C|_|nt
erm...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# snog the faux gmos
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# T\/\/AT
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# MINGE
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# haha
there is something satisfying about seeing an American lady psuedo-shouting the word 'MINGE'
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# YAY
its that time of year again, the school holidays...

you want a baahwooon?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# google
my friend.

If that doesn't come up with the goods, then were all fucked.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
#


EDIT: I must admit that the drawing is not mine...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# i don't really know why
maybe its his expression

but

he he he
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Jesus, stop your whinging
You got it easy mate! you pull that stunt during the day shift and THEN you'd know what unfluffy really is.

Read the FAQ and you'll realise, people just don't take kindly to threadwastes
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# that`s a fair point
the day shift crew can be reet unforgiving
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Rik, are you never not here?
Just asking
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# oh aye there`s time when I`m sleeping, and time when I`m on the tube ;)

got a new job starting in January, so chances are I`ll pop on some time in February and get flamed by user 50000+ for being a newbie
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Yay!
You and me both for teh new jobs in january!

*bonds*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I start my job in the new year some time
I'd rather just waste time and get paid, but hey, I guess I had to get a job eventually
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# It is the way of life
/yoda
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# and it is teh cunty
/someone quite wise
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# *nods in silent agreement at all teh wiseyness*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# DOC!
*hugs* (don't panic, I'm just generally doing that this evening)

Not said 'ning to you in a while. So 'ning, etc. and how be you and the monkey?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Hello babe!
*hugs*

Me and the monkey are just fine!

*peels banana*

*parties*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Thats
rather polite, could you not simply of said `fuck off!` ?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# but
this post alone is bigger than his, therefore you've wasted more page space than his original post.
i've never understood threadwaste flaming, 20 posts complaining about a single line pushing pictures off the board.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Did you see me flaming?
I'm just giving the bloke an explanation, I think people deserve this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# fair enough
wrong target
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:07, archived)
# the board carrys a certain number of threads not posts
as long as no more threads are created we can reply to one thread as much as possible.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# ok
but it remains a poor excuse for people to gang up on others. all we're talking about is having to click 'older messages', which doesn't realy warrant peope saying they're going to punch your face in until you die.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:10, archived)
# I think that was mostly due to abuse
of the English language rather than the wasted thread. There's no rule against no picture threads (see FAQ) but when silly noobs/lurkers post a silly request that can be solved by visiting the wonderous google they get a good flaming.
It brings the b3tans together.
Like Christmas with relatives but less abuse.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:18, archived)
# hey
calm down, b3ta has been a pictorial site for a while. At the same time guys, look at the number and remember, treat peaople with respect
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# I gave you some genuine help.
And I'll give you some more. This place thrives on pisstaking and posting anything without an image can set the best of us off.
Just chill out, you have to be as nasty as the rest of them in order to survive.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
Don't think everyone is a cunt. Even though we are.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# it was not always a pre-requisite to post a picture
we used to chat and post links. Please don't be so harsh
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# hey this I know
and only yesterday I pointed out that the faq says you don't need to post a picture. I was trying to be helpful by explaing that this is the reason for his lambasting. Right or wrong. You should note he asked for a tutorial and I gave him one.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# You
gave him one? what no meal or anything ?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# not even a kiss
I'm a busy man.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# you used the words right or wrong
I was being an ageist

tutorial was great, I was merely pointing out a fact that I thought was an adjunct to your post
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# yeah I know.
Unfortunately my current b3ta account gives people the impression that I am not as long in the b3ta tooth as they might think. I've been here almost since day 1, I've only recently become vociferous and confident enough of my shit to post it.

edit:/ and of course mister Bear you should also again note that I've been the one to offer sage advice and not abuse. Your complaints might be better directed elsewhere.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# you shall lurk no more
HEAAAAALllllllll the heathen

hahahhahaab ~=8.)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)
# I used to post
but I had a different account which I lost all knowledge of during a busy year of work. But I only posted to tell people I liked their shit. I could barely open a new image in photoshop in those days. I was a CAD man ( still am when I can be arsed ) but 3d images of office construction don't float many boats. Now I'm a man of leisure and I post any old shit.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:11, archived)
# me 3
do you go to the 'other side' that is Orange?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Not at all.
I'm disturbed, not fucking mental. However my propensity for inane chat does kind of lend itself to there. I do have an account, if I can remember what it is. Here we go again...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:19, archived)
# ^^
this.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
Reply to the thread down there, you don't need to start a new one.
You are a mong whose arse is covered in thistles.
Learn to fucking spell and punctuate correctly.
Your face smells like an AIDS-infected crab has vomited in a dead horse.
Your grandmother has incredibly kinky bumsex with tramps. This involves whips, chains, all-over lycra bodysuits and watersports.
Also, shut up and stop being a willymouthed fannyspazzer.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# this is why your so good at acro2
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Amazing!
wow. :D
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 11:08, archived)
# We love a good barrage of abuse around here.
If you don't, it would pay to watch the board for a while before posting anything.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Don't worry...
Just post a pic of loveliness and all will be forgiven.

Probably.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one before bed.


edit/ bindun... bums.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:36, archived)
# got done the otherday.
still funny tho.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# hehe
Didn't they remix the Babybell music with Autobahn?

Ba-ba-ba-ba-babybell*

*doesn't quite work in text form
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# there`s a great version of it on Atmospheric Synthesizer - 2 cassettes of cover versions of synth classics
mmm mmmm MMMMM!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# boo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# arrgh! don`t touch me with your ultra fertile cock!

how the devil are you?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# alive again
just
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# oh... that explains it...
you're pregnant, i just thought you were grotesquely obese

and ugly

and you smell like a goose

A FUCKING GOOSE
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# you're pregnant now as well
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# i'm a nullo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE, COMMA!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Cassettes?
fantastic!
Out of date data storage wins

/has Kraftwerk on vinyl
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# but you`re only half my age!


*slashes wrists*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# mwahahaha
Have Minimum-Maximum yet?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# me mind is a blank.. I`ve had 5 pints
and now I`m starting on the hard stuff

.. black coffee
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Relatively new
live album.

Quite nice, IMO



woah man, black coffee? You're a real man.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# ahh got ya.. I`m not a huge fan of Teh Werk to be honest, but I don`t know much of their stuff either, so I`ll plead ignorance (for a change)
OH ... Radioactivity ;)

also, I may crack open a beer in a mo... REAL MAN \m/ ROCK \m/
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Yeah, you drink another pint
you do just that
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:13, archived)
# I MIGHT!
*turns on web cam, gets naked, and fwaps over manga*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# are you referring to the wank?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Always up for a quick one before bed!
That's a nice one too - Much better than Kraftwok...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# too late too late
*shakes head at slowcoach*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Mmm, Kraft slices

aka American cheese
aka the cheese that never was
aka yummy for no good reason

HAH sir you're a genius
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] huzzah! but bin dun indeed.

I didn't even compo it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# understated yet excellent
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# vector tutorial
can anyone point me in general direction of vector drawing tutorial please help i is clueless.. i wanna do a photo realistic image of my ugly mug
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# He
wants to draw ducks too?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# through
the magic of that pic, you do realise that the duck will never ever get to that slice of bread and all you are doing is forever mocking it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# now
thats just messing with me mind that is.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I like the way
you shopped out that massive swarm of identical ducks from the picture.

Go on, post the original.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Hah
I lost it you marshmallow sexer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Finally!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Took him a while...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# PFFFT!

Thank ye sah
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# shopped!
you bludgeoned him to death really didnt you.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# duck!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Sir
You are far up my list of potential stalkees
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# go right ahead,
i'm flattered i'm even on the list :-D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Are you about/posting for at least another 10 minutes or so?
*doesn't admit to kinda stalking a little already*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# i imagine i'll be here a while
is this the good kind of stalking where we conversate on b3ta or is it the sitting-outside-my-window-with-a-camera kind of stalking?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# It's the pretty harmless 'following about on the board and vaguely fawning' kind
It rarely enters 'real' life
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# right then
*sits on pedestal in "the thinker" position, gazes at sky and absentmindedly flexes muscles*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:32, archived)
# *geese*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# You fool.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# ja
www.sketchpad.net/illustr.htm
probably best not to start a new thread for this though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# "i is"
makes me want to punch you in the face until you die... and then keep punching until all that's left is some form of paste

this clearly won't happen, but i'm imagining it and wanking
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# "i r"
any better?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# *wanks harder*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Would you wank live on GMTV if Dick and Judy were still presenting?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# he`s more of a Dick`n`Dom
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# don't make me come down there...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# come up there then!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Less of the cumming
There's There are ladies present




probably somewhere


(Jesus, my grammer sucks tonight)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# that`ll be "grammar" then ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Funnily enough, I did spot that
I just stopped caring
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# gawwwd why don`t you just try to start a text only thread or something while you`re at it!
;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# git
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Don't bother, your picture will probably be shit anyway.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# so
cold :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# the most insightful thing you've ever said
marry me
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# it's probably for the best
the children would be too pretty for this world
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# to shit for brains{lemony}
is your middle name arse..if not it should be
all i am after is some help u bitter person
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# ooohhh
someones a bit sensitive
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# no... don't you see what they did
lemony... bitter... lemony... bitter

god i hope that was on purpose
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# do
they look like their minds work on that kind of level ? :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# methinks
a book on the basic use of English would be a good place to start.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# What you need
is some help about how to be less shit.
Do you know why?
Because you're shit.
Do you know how I know you're shit?
It's because you look, smell and act like a shit.
You are a weebloating badgerminge, and you can't spell, because your fingers are made of gay.

And if you're talking to Lemony, why reply to my post?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Eloquent and fantastic
with magical useage of words and my new favorite phrase: "Your fingers are made of gay".
You Miss, are a genius... :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# i think what you're after
is here
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# You could mail Julian Opie
and tell him what a no talent cunt he is. I expect he won't wish to help you though.
It would help to know what software you own but let our own Strawberry Dragon point you in the right direction.
www.strawberrydragon.com/tutorial/vgtutorial.htm
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# yay!
I am much more useful than the Julian Opie!

Shame I've not worked out how to make a career out of two minute vector drawings yet though :/
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# your tutorial is fab
but some of the links appear broken.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah
I'm currently working on redoing those, and adding some knew ones on using photoshop to make cartoons.

By "currently working on" I mean "thinking about doing at some pointwhen I can be arsed".
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# this wont help, but it'll make you feel better
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# You might 'ave warned me.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# i'm sorry
"NSFE"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# The thing is...
I'm at work and I really didn't need my 'puter to blare that toonage. You should'ave seen the looks.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
sorry, at least it didn't shout

THE BOSS IS A CUNT

or similar :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# For no other reason than
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
I hate Hucknall and i'd like to see him in a lot of pain with a gaping chest wound while sat in a pretty neighbourhood.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# thats a perfectly legitimate
and wholly satisfying reason to me.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# I go with this
edit: unless he's killing Jim Davidson
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# !!! YOU! it`s... you!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# tis indeed you ok?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA !!! brilliant.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# I'm certainly glad...
My head's not that big...
'twould loll about a bit
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# handy for blow jobs though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# It's not after midnight...
I'm not gay yet.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I watched "saw" today
nice film, not enough Mick Hucknall, i agree though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Haha .Wouldn’t we all.
he seems to have green foliage for hair too.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# That's gingers for you
they would rather have foliage for hair than the wiry brillo pad like substance God has "blessed" them with...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# lovely
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My tits, Mick's head and Tronguys' legs. Tutu donated.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:53, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# hehe
I died for your sins my son.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Errrrrrr......
.

.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Peaches you say...
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# spread it all over my peelin` skin babe, that feels real good!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Sittin' on the peaches
lookin' at the beaches.
I met Jet Black once. He was alright.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Good lay?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# "I`m... so very sickened.. ah-aaahHHHH"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# and you`re just up the road from me?
/Rayners Lane is 10 mins
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# that pic reminds me of jollyjack's furries
:/

is this a good thing or a bad thing?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Festive alien fun...
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Like the spongage!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Woo!
Stuff blowing up!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# More blowing up
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Stimo Don't Surf.
But he loves the smell of Napalm in the Morning!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Beattie would kick his ass!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# god... you and your ass fixation

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# LEMONY!
spread `em!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# i've been warming the speculum all evening
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I hope you`ve aligned the tape heads

OH I thought you said SPECTRUM
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# R: TAPE LOADING ERROR
*twiddles knob*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# D: BREAK, CUNT REPEATS
;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# R tape loading error?
ewwww
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# bah, such mind piss
it isnt even funny anymore
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Never.......
Wrath of Stimson destroys all.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# you must
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# The Mighty Beattie!
Have De Chirico Beattie
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# shplendid
hope Duke of Prunes still collates these
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:31, archived)
# haha
when are you going to realise that you can't just turn up here and decide to make a one man meme from some strangers pictures?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha Prunes made a reputation of it :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# so wow that's a neato
what now right!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Should Be The Canadian National Sport!


100% FACT
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# a bit far north...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Of?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# where penguins live
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Ohhhhh....
I thought one may have excaped from the Zoo or something...

Edit:

/quietly wonders why pengies don't live in the arctic...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# why?
They just don't originate from there, but the Antarctic. It's polar bears that come from the arctic.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Well I understand that much...
Seems to me that the conditions up north are quite similar to the conditions in the south. Perhaps predation in the north would prevent thier thriving.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# There actually used to be flightless auks in the arctic
which filled a similar niche to penguins.

But humans killed them all :/
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# damn bastards, they are!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# What with all this Bowie bandwagon stuff


Bindun?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Thomas Jerome Newton?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# hello old man
how's it hanging?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:11, archived)
# hey mongy
just back from the pub mate.. 5 pints and talking shop.. usual story!

how`s teh new job?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# hehe, rubbish but it will see me through christmas
you going out next week?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# I am indeed
I shall bring your wee pressie along to brighten up your evening, resulting in

"uh, I was drunk mate, and lost it"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# i shall come along then
fuck knows what i'll do with the car
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# I don`t even know where it is
.. somewhere near.. er... King`s Cross maybe? can you drop the car home and train in?

edit: or park it here and crash over
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# fuck, i haven't even looked
i could crash at yours but how would we meet up?
we'd be very late if i picked you up from work
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# nah mate I`m still at Victoria
hit the M40 and come off* at the Polish War Memorial, and dump the car here, then get teh tube into Larndin

*drive, not wank
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# anywhere off
Pancras street or College way after 6pm. Just pick it up before 8am. It's pretty quiet apart from the odd tart who does not have the clout to stand nearer the station.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# you popping along, zootster?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:24, archived)
# No idea.
When are we talking? I'm in Milton Keynes over Xmas, in Hammersmith two days after boxing day but back to Manchester after that unless there are other options.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# ack pop down for a pint
.. sure I`ll meet you at Hammersmith or sommat
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I shall publish my
itinery as soon as I escape for a pint am told what it is.
I don't mind sorting an impromptu bash out. My preferred weapon of choice would be the Hop Poles on King's street, Hammersmith. I have at least one bed in town for a discerning gentleman. And a floor for the idiots.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# no idea where that is
but Hammersmith is on the tube back home, so I don`t got no excuse, IT WAS MOYDA
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# it's
300 paces beyond the palais, over the road from the bus station and within blinking distance of the coca cola offices. Basically it's on King Street in the town centre nearest the Hammersmith flyover roundabout and attracts young ladies that don't mind drunk old men flirting with them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# FANTASTIC
I`m in
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# I shall keep you informed.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# MORE BOWIE.....MORE JESUS !!!!!
but the bowie has the better mullet and probably the tighter trousers..etc
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# he must have had thee pair a white sacks for a poun` stuffed down there
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Why does she have
a door knocker on her shoulder?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# he! it`s muscle-y manga bloke out of .... that err manga thing
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# oops!


Never confused.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# *spits beer on screen*
HE has a cloudywolf decoration thing. I never thought of it as a door knocker ROFL
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# grrr
I'm vectoring that FF chap at the moment.
well spotted though
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# blimey I was gonna say final fantasy
*does the battle music*

doot da-doot da-doot do-do-doooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I would not
have had a clue other than I was googling for Japanese manga to vector and came up with a shitload of FF pictures. You my give me a Viking blood angel if I ever play any of that childish shite.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# well if your head isn`t infected, it should be now...
get this fucking annoying catchy tune down your ear holes

and try listening to that for the 40000 battles it takes to build up your characters!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Damn that mouse
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:01, archived)
# must! kill! mouse!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# The Revs
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pic needs to be balanced out with something fluffy. So have a (seamless) pic of my Mums cat dressed up as "The Laughing Cavalier".
EDIT: Actually, the damn fluff has a touch of the evil about it...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Hahah
You think Mars is something your American relative's mom dreamed up to get you through nursery school
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# it`s very Hallowe`en III - Season Of The Witch
;)

edit: top story about the silver dollar!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Those
masks were kinda crap.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:05, archived)
# thank god somebody still on here is old enough to remember that!

"eight more days to Hallowe`en..."
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:07, archived)
# The
advert that was meant to trigger it all off though had one of the most irritating rhymes ever devised.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Was that the one
with the masks that made their heads turn into snakes or something?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:09, archived)
# that`s the badger
with the little microchip in the back.. because that`s what they do
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Ahhh! yes.
It’s all coming back to me.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:11, archived)
# yeah
the labels were meant to have bits of some cursed rock in or something, so some evil person could show the world the true meaning of halloween by having the kids heads turn into snakes and stuff.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:11, archived)
# truly an awful film
wonder if it`s on bit torrent.. ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# your
sick you know that :)

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# I`ve got the `Allo `Allo box set... `nuff said ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# not
really as so do I :) and the hi-de-hi ones
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha YOU need help!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# It'd be less funny
if it wasn't true ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# I`ll bet their are "evil pumpkin mask" fetish clubs on the net


.. and if not, there should be
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# evening all! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
# 'ning fella
how simply marvelous as always.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# ning!
thank ya sir! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Rev!
*hugs etc.*

How do scary sir?

Edit: Odd thing perhaps, but I'm particularly liking your shadows balance today
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# not bad!
how the devil are you??
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Heh, miserable
But enough of the emo crap ;)

And I just realised I have just over 1000 posts left until 10k. Eek.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# eek indeed!
thinking cap still on :o)

why u sad??
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Just moody I guess*

But I'm alright, just silly/bitchy etc.



*may not be true
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# hugs!
sorry u feels unhappy! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Evening
fabulous work!

dare I ask how she smells?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# like chocolate!
:o)

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Mmm
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# *screams*
Hurrah, it's Friday and the Rev's here! *dances*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# yay!
likes the dance!! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# :¬O
hows you been matey? you should make a childrens book with these pictures in :0)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# not bad thank ya!
childrens books are in the making! honest gov! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# ello rev...
have a sparkly woo

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# oooh
thats nice!! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Nicely
done as usual Sire! Top work...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# why thank ya!
:o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Just logged on and this is the first thing I see.
Wonderfull stuff as usual Rev.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# yay!
and sorry! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Don’t apologise please.
I meant it was a great picture to log on to. Hopefully, a good omen for the rest of the evening.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaa
well not from me - i'm knackered! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff as ever!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:01, archived)
# bows!
thank ya! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:04, archived)
# *snogs*
Great, as usual.
(oops, I realise everyone says 'as usual' to your pics... we're not trying to imply anything.)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:04, archived)
# snogs back!
oh the girl! :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Good evening to you
and have a Woo:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# woo
thank ya :o)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# HURRAH !
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# arf....
have a woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)

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