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# B3ta-Brand™ office products, anyone?

Inspired by this post by Pinklefish last night, and made using her kindly donated pen template.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# hi
cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Fankyoo
I even managed to spell houpla right on that one, which is a bit of a first for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# wouldn't worry
the spelling of most words is flexible... that's the beauty of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Except
dsf adsf afg fg.

That should always be spelt correctly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# which is a good example
because you didn't ;)

and neither did I when I made a pic of it, oh the shame!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# You sure ?
Could have sworn that was the correct spelling. I've even seen Fnord spell it as such.

Ah well. :)

Edit : Ah yes, I missed off the g.

Dsf adsfg afg fg :)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# filthy furtive pens!
yay!

btw, mr here - i'm in the 10k club now.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# well done sir!
didn't you only pass 8000 when I'd just hit 10K? I think that implies you're actually speeding up!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# i've absolutely no idea when i hit 8k
as well you know.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# might be a few weeks before i get 10k
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I'm happy to hand off my crown...
I think I gave it to Kitty Meow Meow actually, now she'll have to pass it to you - and soon MI will deserve it!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# MI?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Mother Inferior
silly boy!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# ah yes
she's been here ten days longer than me though

but she's been posting more recently
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i've been here
plenty longer than you.
You excessively posting bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# yes but you're
prettier
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# prettier than you?
well, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# except in most pictures
i'm gurning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# maybe.
what's it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh!
you are a rude young scamp!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# ra
ther.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# no, never
we wouldn't talk about you behind your back...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# mission: impossible
tom cruise is a lurker.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i used to be
a pretty prolific poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# but now you're a handsome prolific poster
oh, how age changes us.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# how true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# i wish anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I remember at easter
we were about level... we still are, despite individual ups and downs in our rates - we're not the same person, are we?

(p.s. my last post was 12480, woo for irrelevant milestones!)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hmm, how rare.
and i hardly posted at all when i first joined.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# meaning i must have started posting properly
when you first joined.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I scooted ahead early
then eased back to almost human levels... my average is about 60+ per day, although I know I've done hundreds some days then gone weeks without posting.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# blimey
i just worked it out, and i'm only at about 36 a day. mind you, when i started, all this was fields.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Fields? Pah!
You were lucky! I had to wade through primodial soup!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I average under 5 a day.
Hrm.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Your posting rate is scary.
Maybe we should break your fingers and slow you down.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# or make him a get a job
?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I'm unemployed as well.
I'm just normally an antisocial bastard.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# if you get me one
i'll take it. i might get a night shift at asda, easy money.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# it seems easy
trust me, at four am it most certainly isn't.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# mmm
thrust you? i just might try ;).
but yeh, i might try and can always resign
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# "Would you
like fries with that?"
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# one of us!
one of us!
one of us!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i'll never be like you.
you hear me? NEVER!
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i hate every ape i see,
from chimpanaaaay to chimpanzee
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# so long
as we can nick em from the stionary cuboard
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I think
it's obligatory to do this...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# mucking
farverlous!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# thank you
without you, this pen would never have existed...

shame the magic donkey doesn't appear to be around again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Never mind puppy
have this instead:

(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# that's really marvelous !
Yay you !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I`d
buy that for a dollar

(or 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# oooh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# That is a touch of quality.
Hooplahs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# houplah !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I still have my tennents sweetheart stout
screwdriver that does that. hours of fun
(thediscokingpin, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# fantabulous
i'll have 3 please
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# yay! yay! yay!
I'll take five!

that's bloody fucking marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# how splendid!
I want a dozen!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# did i mention how yay that is?
well, it is.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# thanks again kind sirrah
and to all of you who I've not thanked individually... my thanks also to my family, my friends, my agent, the Academy (of course), and God, without whom we'd all be lost for swearwords.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)