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[challenge entry] Chaaaaaarge!

From the Giraffes! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# If Hannibal could cross the Alps with elephants
Napoleon sure as hell could do it with giraffes!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# TRUFAX
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# that's small man syndrome cured
well done :D
i think you should get some sort of grant for further research
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# But... Napoleon wasn't actually short...
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# But he WAS french
so we can perpetuate any derogatory myths about him that we like
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# There is that
Go ahead.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# he smelt of garlic
and didn't wash behind his ears.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# And his taste in music was poor.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# unless he was the tallest man on the planet
I think you will find he is short to someone
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# He was, actually
He was approximately 8'2" in his socks. However he insisted that all those around him wore stilts so he seemed average or short, his way of bonding with the people.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# that's me told
:(
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)