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# I'm new here
will I get verbally raped and mocked?

(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)
# You will if you continue to post links on /Board
that's why we have a seperate /Links section.

But we all make mistakes when we are new to b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ^this
i got banned five times:(when i woz new to b3ta):
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# All time record keep up the good work Herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# i did this when i first joined
NSFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# haha needs more magenta and it will be fine
I think noob-bashing is more of a tradition than anything nasty with ill intent I hope so I got some major maulings from Dutch Girl and Baz and there is nothing to compared to to being mauled by them by anybody we have thesedays. We are far too fluffy now :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# true
it's all a bit of craic at the end of the day really isn't it. i mean, who really gives a shit, lol.

(unless it's one of them days were about 5 learners fuck up in a row, unnghh)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# It's worse when there is a big war of words and the good stuff
is pushed off the board too early then it's a shit place to try to post anything.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# yeah,
sometimes a good old thread delete is not such a bad thing, hahaha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# HERESEY!
You better pray for apostasis! ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# But he makes a valid point
a good ol' fashion thread delete is a lot more fun when someone finds the link to it and bring it back up for more amusement :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# donned a bill oddie mask
and got your cock out?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# If so I'm impressed by the size
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# the funny thing is i remeber retaliating by saying,
"it's not a real cock, it's a dildo"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, oh dear......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Oh the cock? I was talking about the budgie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Posted an unshopped photo?
Tsk tsk tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# i did this nsfw
a.imageshack.us/img8/9996/b3ta09.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# and nsfw
a.imageshack.us/img93/396/pussymintshermansm009.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# and nsfw
a.imageshack.us/img21/8117/herman89009.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# and nsfw
a.imageshack.us/img220/4246/herman223me009.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# and nsfw
a.imageshack.us/img21/1570/highheelssteponballsher.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# does what it says on the tin
:S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# i lol'd at them two quite a lot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ouch!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# aww, it's not so bad if you know how to prepare for it
....not that I have personal experience with, I just heard things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# oh jesus
hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# love it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I've seen the full video, it's brilliant but definitely NSFW
Only you would dare .gif that and post it here!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# You epitomise the acronym N.S.F.W. Herman maybe you should change your username to
HermanNSFW:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# \o/
success!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] You deserve a poem!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hahah...
oh christ!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# oddie
ah mate, that's cracking work. the expression on his face is just perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# So todays game is Spot-The-Twunt!

"Found him!"
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# only for your inability to follow the faq
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Christ I knew it.... Must lern to reed.
(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Better than being verbally mocked and raped
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# To be honest
Calling it a 'Message Board' is only going to lead people into thinking that posting messages is reasonable behaviour.

Image Board however might give a better hint
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# It's called Main Board
and the purpose of b3ta is explained in FAQ plus anybody who's new to b3ta will have spent at least a little time before signing up looking at what happens here and seeing that people who post Links or just Text on /Board get a mauling!

But it's no big deal many frequent boarders have made the same mistake when they started.

I don't think I made either of those two mistakes but I did make the mistake of being a reaposting cunt (in a new thread) at the beginning before I realised this was even more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Exhibit A
Post a new message | View older messages
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# You said it was called "message board"
those links where there long before they seperated the boards apart and I suppose they were never updated but in effect in FAQ /Board is for posting images you have made.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ahh
There is history...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Yes it was by popular demand that there be a video/what I found on the Internet and I think is Lol section which is now /Links
/Talk has been there since the birth of time I believe I think b3ta was created around them like building a new estate on ancient burial grounds the ghost of old /Boarders occasionally drift onto the Main Board and scare noobs then they drift back. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Maiden has been here through much of that history
In fact it's soon her b3taday; I hope you are planning something epic, Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# And yeah
It's called messageboard on FP. Just saying that the design could be clearer
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I don't think Cal is in any hurry to change those buttons
all the rules of b3ta are well established in FAQ so therefore any legacy to the old b3ta forums will stay as they are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Is Cal still around?
I thought he'd buggered off to flickr ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Not sure not heard anything in a while
He was here to do the B3ta Image thing though that wasn't so long ago was it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# the level of universal ennui has just gone up...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# yes
yes you will
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I like this,
I think it is fez time
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hello regular
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Ah but which regular?
there should be some way to trace who has multiple accounts. I always suspected PantSeatFlyer as being a regular.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Surely someone has the upload codes to check IP addresses?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# cr3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I don't understand why not
I mod a site where IP addresses are in plain view
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *sneaks in verbal rape scene*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)