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[challenge entry] Gary, the intercontinental ballistic unicorn...
the intercontinental ballistic unicorn...

Capable of travelling faster than the speed of love this devastating weapon will probably fire rainbows or something... ;-)

From the Impossible Weapons challenge. See all 158 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:02, archived)
# you need to video the launch
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# It was really lame in the end...
It just caught fire and didn't move an inch! It was quite satisfying stamping out the flames though!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
Quite a potent metaphor for something or shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Like AIDS
The people love that shit.
(AdamTheSmith, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
Now send one into the Houses of Parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:27, archived)
# But it had to be done and you did it.
Hope you didn't breath in too many fumes though because that looks very cheap
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Nonsense!
I inhale fumes every day, and don't look at all cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Fuck you!
The burning embers of a Rainbow Rocket Unicorn are a priceless, priceless commodity!

/Zoolander
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:33, archived)
# What does Roast Unicorn taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Mellow, caramelised polyester.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:01, archived)
# hahahahah
fucking classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 3:34, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# totally gay & totally awesome at the same time? WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# There's one place, maybe a suitable hole, where there doesn't seem to be a rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
haha, needs to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Fireworks can suck my fat one
Why dont we celebrate other failed crimes? Maybe throw shoes like when Bush ducked.
(JoePesky, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Intercourse?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Gayer than a Unicorn Rainbow Rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:21, archived)
# This is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)