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# how many times has this been done? TOAP!


I was really happy with this pun at 9.am this morning.

it works on a racial level you see... a racial level.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# PALINIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# A Sarah Palindrome is something that reads forwards but sounds backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^What they all said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hehe, you get that email as well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Spang....
And I am certain the whole world dodged a bullet, when McCain & ^her^ failed in their bid two years ago. The fact she seems likely going to have a crack at the tob job herself next election, fills me with dread.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I trust in the majority of americans to wait five more years before that happens.
Unless trying to enact a weakened public option for healthcare is absolutely unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, but even allowing for the base idiocy of the US electorate
even *she* is unlikely to be able to succeed.

*feverently hopes this is true*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I fear the worst.
Any republican standing against Obama is likely to be a shoo-in next election I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# She'll get spavined in the first rounds, I'd wager.
The Democrats will get their dirty tricks bods out in force.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
spavined spit roasted
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'd preferred the 'glue from deceased equine' overtone to 'spavined'...
But you make a strong case, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It didnt really work for the recent elections.
People were miffed enough by the many economic and employment problems and voted for the other guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Mid-Terms, though....
'twas ever thus.
Edit: When Election time 'proper' rolls around, things will be a bit more closely fought, imho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah that is true.
I suppose if her popularity can overcome personal attacks. Otherwise I'm fairly assured he could take her. She might want to bide her time though..
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# soooo naive...
she'll WALK it if she stands

That's if she's not committed in the next years
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Nah, don't think so, guv.
There's only so much crazy that can get through the US system.
I reckon they draw the line somewhere between Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan

*wagers significant bail of cash on it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *takes that wager*
*sincerely hopes not to win*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# *counts out significant wager*
This ok for you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# This is a country that elected
a dementia-riddled former actor who wanted to nuke the Middle East... anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# As opposed to a serial-adultering financially compromised liar
Who nearly started World War 3 in the Balkans?

Yeah, we all really miss Bill Clinton*

Edit: * The 'Tesco's Finest' Tony Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# thank god for james blunt
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# James Blunt = Rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Oh ^ this to the max.
The terrible thing is that people will be hacked off with Obama by the time the next election comes round and she might actually get the gig.

On the subject of which - news this morning was saying that the fact that some bloke didn't get found guilty of 200 counts of murder was a damning indictment of Obama's policy of trying them in civilian courts. Surely at some point we have to entertain the possibility that maybe... he wasn't guilty?

Better that than having him drummed through a military court and summarily executed IMHO. He still got 20 years after all...

/tl:dr
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I think he was a Muslim
So it doesn't count if he's innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I heard, and thought, the same.
"The courts have found him not guilty. But he must be guilty, otherwise we wouldn't have tried him. Therefore the courts have failed."


Eeek.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *shivers*
Her and her ilk really are the top of the charts for the type of people I can't stand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# moose!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
Epsilon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# elk the moose.
eek the cat.
eric the caribou.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I was compèreing the other night
I said "that's not as good as that"

no-one got it :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I don't get it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ITS A RACIST COMPARISON YOU RACIST RACISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Wordist!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Are you implying he can run fast?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# No.
I'm saying she's black.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond is all controversial and shit, Thu 18 Nov, 12:39, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ah
that explains why she didn't get elected then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Have a Palindrome in response :o{ )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Bloody hell - good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# eyethankewe :o{ )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# No.
Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# This better?


Rev Jesse and Captain Wow's work originally iirc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# What has happened to the good Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Still alive and well as of a few months back I think
Apparently got another job which doesn't allow for b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# She's still a busy bunny.
Just doing other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.

Shout out all the ridiculous right wing propaganda you want, you filthy, ignorant Alaskan slut!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# My notvery Cool Palin

(Noah Vale, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Oofff!
Good work!

*standingly ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
"oooofff" is gonna come in handy this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# tears of joy & sadness
..seperate buckets of course :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Haha!
Clicks for "Eau de Humanity"!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ^seconded^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ^Thirded^
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Forthted
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Fifthted
/daffy porn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# cykth'd
...ftaghn
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# that is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I remember this!
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# My mirth is barely being contained
have a click
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# SPANG!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:18, archived)
# haha!
brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Seriously genius
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Bindun - but 6 years ago. God I'm old.
b3ta.com/board/3819331
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# it's good to have her back
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)