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[challenge entry] Finally, a reply

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I got the same message in a fortune cookie once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Preceeded by
"Fuck off, you" ?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 5 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# arf. Splendid.
What d'you call Sting with a pack of MRSA-addled rats nibbling away at his perineum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Zang!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Pithy! Open-ended gag, though, all punchlines welcome.
One early, albeit cumbersome punchline I was toying with was something like:
"An inspiring early 'Pathfinder' example of the Big Society inspiring grassroots action to help local vermin help their communities grow
and aspire towards making life better for everyone, by tunnelling into Sting's perineum with their teeth."

But "Zang" is snappier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Job satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# If you're a professional rat-wrangler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Prime-time viewing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'd certainly rather allow my 7-yr-old to watch that before I let her watch The One Show.
And I'm the Executive sodding Producer of The One Show.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# why do you deliberately make it so fucking pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I have a bitter, bitter grudge against the licence fee-payer,
and want to crush every spark of fun or inspiration that ever comes anybody's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# a metaphor to replace "just desserts" in our lexicon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Yes!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
I hate this song.

And most of his others.

In fact, all of his others.

Sting is a cunt.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^this
His songs are all the same. They're all uniformly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# They can be made worse...
Legion of Rock Stars
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# haha, love this and agree fully
Clicked last night, but was to blind to comment at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# harsh but fare :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ah hahahaha
this is so quality..
glad the cunt finally got the message
(Sherbs, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Must've been from Stewart Copeland...
... who - towards the end of their first outing - was quite vehemently of this opinion.

A quick Google for photo-proof found an image (somewhat bizarrely) on a footy website! (Fourth post down)

www.wsc.co.uk/component/option,com_kunena/Itemid,73/func,view/catid,29/id,471153/limit,20/limitstart,20/

I *like* Stewart Copeland
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)